Well, shit. I knew there was a reason I couldn't write coherently.

I'd like to get up and be productive but... 🐈

And the emotional support team, for when the engineering team fails.

The engineering team, for when I need help troubleshooting an issue. Blues Waddler knows a thing or two about networks, One-Eyed Billy is my code monkey, Quacky Chan is the grumpy sysad, and the coffee is self-explanatory.