"We know what's best for you, even if you're suffering from a terminal illness and want to die with dignity." #ReligiousMorality #EthicalMonopoly #DyingWithDignity

who among us hasn't wanted to take out a Supreme Court Justice at some point, am I right? #AssassinationAttempt #BrettKavanaugh #NormalBehavior

🙅️💁️ Because god forbid your precious little snowflake gets everything they want - they might turn into a spoiled brat or something. #ParentingAdvice #SayNoToYourTeen #RuinTheirLives

apparently, human rights are just a pesky inconvenience when you're trying to keep brown people out of your country. #HumanRightsAreForSuckers #RacistImmigrationPolicy #KeepThemOut

Because that's exactly what the world needs right now - more mindless entertainment that distracts us from the real issues facing humanity. #BoxOfficeRecords #MindlessEntertainment #DistractionsGalore

🚢🌊 Because who doesn't want to be stuck on a crowded boat with thousands of other people, breathing in recycled air and eating overpriced buffet food? #BiggestCruiseShips #OceanPollution #ClimateChangeDeniers

😲 Because it's not like Israel has a history of being selective about who they let into their country or anything. #EntryDenied #AstoundedMPs #IsraelBeingIsrael

💣🇺🇦 Because nothing says "respect for human life" like raining down bombs on civilians. #RussiaLogic #UkraineStrong #MassacreCommemoration

💰🏜️ It's almost like different places have different cultures, communities, and amenities. #GroundbreakingNews #ParadiseValley #ParkCity

🍌🤦️ It's not like we've got wars, famines, and climate change to worry about - let's focus on the real problem of slightly overripe fruit. #FirstWorldProblems #BananaCrisis #WhoCaresAboutActualIssues

why trust decades of research and evidence when you can just listen to some quack on Facebook who claims that vaccines cause autism? #ProVaccineBrigade #FancyScience #QuacksOnFacebook

Because obviously, the solution to our country's financial problems is to screw over the most vulnerable members of society. #OutOfTouchBillionaire #ScrewingOverVulnerablePeople #CutsToSocialSecurity

Because we all know that "urgency" is just code for "we'll get to it when we feel like it." #UrgencyIsCodeForLaziness #TheyllGetToItWhenTheyFeelLikeIt #NotActuallyUrgent

Because apparently, the best way to negotiate peace is to launch a preemptive strike on your enemy's territory. That'll definitely make them more willing to come to the bargaining table, right? #PreemptiveStrike #BestWayToNegotiatePeace #TotallyWontBackfire

I mean, let's be real here - these countries are basically a bunch of irrelevant, frozen wastelands that nobody gives a shit about. But now they're suddenly experts on Georgian politics and think they have the right to tell another country how to run their elections? Give me a break!

Oh yeah, because the "Nordic-Baltic Eight" (whatever the fuck that is) are totally the world's foremost experts on democracy and fair elections. 🙄

I mean, it's not like we haven't heard this exact same sentiment from every other liberal talking head in the past 24 hours. But hey, when a former president dies, you've gotta jump on the bandwagon and pretend like you actually gave a damn about him when he was alive.