Bama & Fishing
@rolltideroll.bsky.social
Just your average rabid Alabama fan🐘, Peloton junkie (GoFishChris), SoberAF. Oh, and I love to 🎣. Atheist, Trump/MAGAt hater, Joro spider assassin | Porn followers will be blocked
Wooohooo! 1,900 rides! 2k, you're next... #Peloton #EmmaLovewell
November 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Wooohooo! 1,900 rides! 2k, you're next... #Peloton #EmmaLovewell
I love building shit...
I hate building shit...
I love building shit...
Why in the FUCK did I just do that?!
I hate building shit...
I love building shit...
Why in the FUCK did I just do that?!
November 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I love building shit...
I hate building shit...
I love building shit...
Why in the FUCK did I just do that?!
I hate building shit...
I love building shit...
Why in the FUCK did I just do that?!
There's no room on Jekyll for that shit head...
On second thought, I know of just the place... The neighbors won't mind a bit 😏
On second thought, I know of just the place... The neighbors won't mind a bit 😏
October 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
There's no room on Jekyll for that shit head...
On second thought, I know of just the place... The neighbors won't mind a bit 😏
On second thought, I know of just the place... The neighbors won't mind a bit 😏
Broke a 180+ day streek on Peloton 😭, because of vacation. I tried to make up for it today
October 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Broke a 180+ day streek on Peloton 😭, because of vacation. I tried to make up for it today
October 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
October 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
October 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Have you seen him without makeup?
October 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Have you seen him without makeup?
I've got a tarpon, I've got a tarpon! 5 mins later... I don't think it's a tarpon 😳 25 mins later... Uhh... Definitely not a 'poon. 6ft 100lb +/- bull shark. Biggest fish caught from my kayak, so far... 😁 #JekyllIsland #Fishing
October 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I've got a tarpon, I've got a tarpon! 5 mins later... I don't think it's a tarpon 😳 25 mins later... Uhh... Definitely not a 'poon. 6ft 100lb +/- bull shark. Biggest fish caught from my kayak, so far... 😁 #JekyllIsland #Fishing
September 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Not that I thought we would win this game, but at least I do t have to hear those fucking Arby's and Cheez-it commercials! #RollTide #BAMAvsUGA #RMFT #RTR #Bama
September 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Not that I thought we would win this game, but at least I do t have to hear those fucking Arby's and Cheez-it commercials! #RollTide #BAMAvsUGA #RMFT #RTR #Bama
September 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
September 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Had a visitor while unloading today. #OhDeer #JekyllIsland
September 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Had a visitor while unloading today. #OhDeer #JekyllIsland
Guy came over to quote us a kitchen remodel and said, I just ran over a rattlesnake in the road. Naturally, I went looking for it. It was actually a beautiful copperhead. I hate when people do that, but I'm sure some people hate that I kill 1,000s of Joro spiders every yr. 🫤
September 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Guy came over to quote us a kitchen remodel and said, I just ran over a rattlesnake in the road. Naturally, I went looking for it. It was actually a beautiful copperhead. I hate when people do that, but I'm sure some people hate that I kill 1,000s of Joro spiders every yr. 🫤
Agreed! Though, I believe this one was a chick. This was a 30min class. 🙄
September 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Agreed! Though, I believe this one was a chick. This was a 30min class. 🙄
The amount of ass kissing Trump requires is utterly disgusting! #FuckTrump
August 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The amount of ass kissing Trump requires is utterly disgusting! #FuckTrump
Without a doubt. This is the 5th year since they envaded our area. Starting last year, I began spraying them right after they hatch in April. We have 2 acres, and I've killed thousands. I use a 48oz spray bottle with Dawn. I'm still surprised my yard doesn't look like a bubble bath when it rains.
July 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Without a doubt. This is the 5th year since they envaded our area. Starting last year, I began spraying them right after they hatch in April. We have 2 acres, and I've killed thousands. I use a 48oz spray bottle with Dawn. I'm still surprised my yard doesn't look like a bubble bath when it rains.
Another day, another 200+ #JoroSpiders killed. If I ever get 🤦 by an adult, I'll be their first fatality... 💀
July 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Another day, another 200+ #JoroSpiders killed. If I ever get 🤦 by an adult, I'll be their first fatality... 💀
Speaking of spiders... And this was several years ago.
I was putting away the dishes from the night before. I don't know what made me look in one of my wife's straws or at that particular time, but I found this guy. She's never not checked a straw since then. 😂
I was putting away the dishes from the night before. I don't know what made me look in one of my wife's straws or at that particular time, but I found this guy. She's never not checked a straw since then. 😂
June 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Speaking of spiders... And this was several years ago.
I was putting away the dishes from the night before. I don't know what made me look in one of my wife's straws or at that particular time, but I found this guy. She's never not checked a straw since then. 😂
I was putting away the dishes from the night before. I don't know what made me look in one of my wife's straws or at that particular time, but I found this guy. She's never not checked a straw since then. 😂
We all have our weaknesses.
Lizards? HA
Snakes? Nope
4" Joro spider... Let me just say, if I ever walk into a web and get face palmed, dead! Right there, done, gone. That's why I started spraying the fuckers when they hatched in April.
Lizards? HA
Snakes? Nope
4" Joro spider... Let me just say, if I ever walk into a web and get face palmed, dead! Right there, done, gone. That's why I started spraying the fuckers when they hatched in April.
June 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
We all have our weaknesses.
Lizards? HA
Snakes? Nope
4" Joro spider... Let me just say, if I ever walk into a web and get face palmed, dead! Right there, done, gone. That's why I started spraying the fuckers when they hatched in April.
Lizards? HA
Snakes? Nope
4" Joro spider... Let me just say, if I ever walk into a web and get face palmed, dead! Right there, done, gone. That's why I started spraying the fuckers when they hatched in April.