Jasper Rolls 😵 Zonked Hog
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i hope no-one comes out of this pocketwatch induced haze and comes fucks me
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this happened two years ago in a server i am no longer in but the word "thicc" has been ruined for me ever since someone who i have to assume was so crazy horny they forgot to be comprehensible produced this word salad and i can no longer keep quiet. what the absolute fuck was this supposed to mean
November 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
this happened two years ago in a server i am no longer in but the word "thicc" has been ruined for me ever since someone who i have to assume was so crazy horny they forgot to be comprehensible produced this word salad and i can no longer keep quiet. what the absolute fuck was this supposed to mean
they done me bad
November 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
they done me bad
POST CANCELLED REAL SHIT IS HERE
November 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
POST CANCELLED REAL SHIT IS HERE
i like this one where they apparently can't decide whether to have him wearing pants or not on the same turnaround
November 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
i like this one where they apparently can't decide whether to have him wearing pants or not on the same turnaround
novemboar moment
November 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
novemboar moment
literally who are either of these
November 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
literally who are either of these
a marvin grossberg TF courtesy of @tfmizuki.bsky.social ! stellar work as always. you know i love a TF when i give it like way too much dialogue
November 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
a marvin grossberg TF courtesy of @tfmizuki.bsky.social ! stellar work as always. you know i love a TF when i give it like way too much dialogue
thinking about the note in a machine for pigs where the protagonist is so horrified by the concept of AI he immediately starts fantasising about pig people sucking and fucking in the streets of london. i get it dude. you don't, but i do.
October 31, 2025 at 4:42 AM
thinking about the note in a machine for pigs where the protagonist is so horrified by the concept of AI he immediately starts fantasising about pig people sucking and fucking in the streets of london. i get it dude. you don't, but i do.
Found a photo from 11 years ago and thought I’d compare. I tend not to think of myself as very fat so it’s quite gratifying to find that, yes, I have swelled quite a bit since then
October 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Found a photo from 11 years ago and thought I’d compare. I tend not to think of myself as very fat so it’s quite gratifying to find that, yes, I have swelled quite a bit since then
Was in a hotel the other week so hotel selfie
October 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Was in a hotel the other week so hotel selfie
Hey guys who wants canon(?) Chief bogo hypnosis
October 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Hey guys who wants canon(?) Chief bogo hypnosis
since he is on the mind i am feeling the need to stress my ideal relationship with y'golonac (that isn't just him possessing+tfing me)
October 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
since he is on the mind i am feeling the need to stress my ideal relationship with y'golonac (that isn't just him possessing+tfing me)
slippy's star fox zero outfit gives his jumpsuit the same kind of crotch zipper KH pete has...
September 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM
slippy's star fox zero outfit gives his jumpsuit the same kind of crotch zipper KH pete has...
this is me
September 21, 2025 at 7:33 AM
this is me
LAIOS YOU'RE A MAN AFTER MY OWN HEART
September 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
LAIOS YOU'RE A MAN AFTER MY OWN HEART
need him like oxygen
September 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
need him like oxygen
proposing my new zelda game where the skyward sword moblin sits on my face and i die happy. that's it.
September 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM
proposing my new zelda game where the skyward sword moblin sits on my face and i die happy. that's it.
got an anniversary gift for my lovely boyfriend courtesy of @fanatictanuki.bsky.social !
August 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
got an anniversary gift for my lovely boyfriend courtesy of @fanatictanuki.bsky.social !
I was never very lucky
August 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I was never very lucky
Noticed my shadow
August 21, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Noticed my shadow