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Do not take anything seriously that I post. I’m just rolling and trolling
New conspiracy just dropped: Tylenol didn’t cause autism, it caused Nickelback.
September 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
New conspiracy just dropped: Tylenol didn’t cause autism, it caused Nickelback.
Breaking: Tylenol blamed for everything from autism to why your WiFi drops at night. Next lawsuit will claim it caused the fall of Rome.
September 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Breaking: Tylenol blamed for everything from autism to why your WiFi drops at night. Next lawsuit will claim it caused the fall of Rome.
Trump at the UN: Escalator stops. Teleprompter dies. Somehow it turned into open mic night. #UNSpeech #GlitchDiplomacy
September 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Trump at the UN: Escalator stops. Teleprompter dies. Somehow it turned into open mic night. #UNSpeech #GlitchDiplomacy
So ABC pressed pause on Jimmy Kimmel Live! because MAGA affiliates got a whiff of comedy, guess truth really does kill opportunities.
September 23, 2025 at 11:07 AM
So ABC pressed pause on Jimmy Kimmel Live! because MAGA affiliates got a whiff of comedy, guess truth really does kill opportunities.
American democracy is basically a subscription service. Miss a payment, lose your rights
September 23, 2025 at 11:05 AM
American democracy is basically a subscription service. Miss a payment, lose your rights
Politicians regulating the internet is like my grandma trying to install mods on Skyrim
September 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Politicians regulating the internet is like my grandma trying to install mods on Skyrim
Bipartisanship in America means both parties agreeing that you should be broke.
September 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Bipartisanship in America means both parties agreeing that you should be broke.
Disney Adults be like: mortgage? nah. $800 lightsaber I’ll use once at Galaxy’s Edge? absolutely.
September 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Disney Adults be like: mortgage? nah. $800 lightsaber I’ll use once at Galaxy’s Edge? absolutely.
CEO to unhappy players: ‘code your own engine if you think you can do better.’ Meanwhile I just want to shoot dudes without teleporting textures. Is that too much? #borderlands4
September 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
CEO to unhappy players: ‘code your own engine if you think you can do better.’ Meanwhile I just want to shoot dudes without teleporting textures. Is that too much? #borderlands4
Imagine getting canceled for a joke about Charlie Kirk… bro’s been making dad jokes since dial-up, and this is the line?
September 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Imagine getting canceled for a joke about Charlie Kirk… bro’s been making dad jokes since dial-up, and this is the line?
Memorial security arrested a fake cop with a gun and knife. Plot twist: still better staffing than most airports.
September 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Memorial security arrested a fake cop with a gun and knife. Plot twist: still better staffing than most airports.
They arrested a guy with a gun and knife pretending to be law enforcement at the memorial. Plot twist: he had better security credentials than most of us have WiFi passwords.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Man armed with gun and knife arrested at Charlie Kirk memorial service venue
US Secret Service in Phoenix says man said he was law enforcement and there to provide private security
www.theguardian.com
September 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
They arrested a guy with a gun and knife pretending to be law enforcement at the memorial. Plot twist: he had better security credentials than most of us have WiFi passwords.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
I’m not arguing, I’m just beta-testing your patience.
September 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I’m not arguing, I’m just beta-testing your patience.
Console wars are dumb. Real gamers play Minesweeper at 144hz with ray tracing on
September 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Console wars are dumb. Real gamers play Minesweeper at 144hz with ray tracing on
People call me a troll, but jokes on them… I live under TWO bridges. Power move
September 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
People call me a troll, but jokes on them… I live under TWO bridges. Power move