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gen z is afraid of jelqing
December 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
gen z is afraid of jelqing
there’s only one guy posting on this website. his name is derek skeeter and he sucks at posting.
December 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
there’s only one guy posting on this website. his name is derek skeeter and he sucks at posting.
when i started using apple pay in high school all the kids would smack my ass and call me “apple gay” every time i whipped out my phone to make a purchase. it’s cool to see the whole world adopt it so seamlessly over ten years later.
November 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
when i started using apple pay in high school all the kids would smack my ass and call me “apple gay” every time i whipped out my phone to make a purchase. it’s cool to see the whole world adopt it so seamlessly over ten years later.
driving is so boring. thank god we have phones so theres some entertainment while you’re behind the wheel
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
driving is so boring. thank god we have phones so theres some entertainment while you’re behind the wheel
i actually think f1 is pretty cool since i learned it’s a car thing and not an abbreviation for a slur
November 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
i actually think f1 is pretty cool since i learned it’s a car thing and not an abbreviation for a slur
eat the pussy like luke foods
March 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
eat the pussy like luke foods
watchin good burger 2 with my chick. u know how it go.
February 17, 2025 at 9:37 AM
watchin good burger 2 with my chick. u know how it go.
lickin on my frenulum cuz she like how it sounds
January 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
lickin on my frenulum cuz she like how it sounds
that’s me
i need u to be using bluesky so u can see my pro skater 3 combos thank u
January 26, 2025 at 8:57 AM
that’s me
the people with several rubber duckies in their car are pedophiles
December 8, 2024 at 6:21 PM
the people with several rubber duckies in their car are pedophiles
it’s white boy winter 🥶❄️
bundle up 🧥🧣
bundle up 🧥🧣
December 5, 2024 at 10:32 PM
it’s white boy winter 🥶❄️
bundle up 🧥🧣
bundle up 🧥🧣
mcdonald’s must genetically modify pigs in order to keep the mcrib around the entire year
a necessary evil
a necessary evil
December 5, 2024 at 7:33 PM
mcdonald’s must genetically modify pigs in order to keep the mcrib around the entire year
a necessary evil
a necessary evil
girlies playing footsies with their vapes when it falls under the gas pedal
December 3, 2024 at 1:56 PM
girlies playing footsies with their vapes when it falls under the gas pedal
yeah, i think juice wrld woulda loved fortnite...
December 1, 2024 at 11:29 PM
yeah, i think juice wrld woulda loved fortnite...
when u gotta use a public restroom and the seat is already uncomfortably warm ☺️
November 29, 2024 at 8:18 PM
when u gotta use a public restroom and the seat is already uncomfortably warm ☺️
i was really having a good thanksgiving because i didn’t see anyone post a nasty ass pic of their plate of slop…
i seen one just now though… day fucking ruined!!!
i seen one just now though… day fucking ruined!!!
November 29, 2024 at 2:53 AM
i was really having a good thanksgiving because i didn’t see anyone post a nasty ass pic of their plate of slop…
i seen one just now though… day fucking ruined!!!
i seen one just now though… day fucking ruined!!!
i tell everyone we’re in an open relationship but really my gf won’t stop cheating on me and i love it
November 26, 2024 at 4:52 AM
i tell everyone we’re in an open relationship but really my gf won’t stop cheating on me and i love it
yall gotta check out the movie big with tom hanks.
the part where he gets big. oh man. you’re not ready
the part where he gets big. oh man. you’re not ready
November 26, 2024 at 4:49 AM
yall gotta check out the movie big with tom hanks.
the part where he gets big. oh man. you’re not ready
the part where he gets big. oh man. you’re not ready
still insane to me that dogs can get cancer
November 24, 2024 at 5:21 AM
still insane to me that dogs can get cancer
penis really did give us the whole load
November 19, 2024 at 3:48 AM
penis really did give us the whole load
my girl better have wet earwax
November 15, 2024 at 2:04 PM
my girl better have wet earwax
i’m sad that we’ll never hear oj simpson say “hey bluesky world”
November 14, 2024 at 5:57 PM
i’m sad that we’ll never hear oj simpson say “hey bluesky world”
hoping my dog makes it 21 years so I can take him to get his first drink
November 14, 2024 at 7:52 AM
hoping my dog makes it 21 years so I can take him to get his first drink
inventor of ovens be like “who hungry”
November 13, 2024 at 2:19 PM
inventor of ovens be like “who hungry”