Yes, (and with all due respect to green, a truly wonderful color in its own right) ... MOAR PINQUE!!!

My TOTALLY totally appropriate attire to the office yesterday was a pink thong from JJ Malibu, a white t-shirt, ... and that's all. 😏

Just me over here, biting my knuckles...

Is that a ... a ... cigar?
#SometimesACigarIsJustACigar

Also, that's gotta be the hottest arm I've seen in a very long time ... !!!! 🥵 🥵 🥵 ... never thought seeing just a guy's forearm would cause wood to sprout, but here we are... 🍆💦

So, yesterday you posted "Getting released tonight."
I guess you didn't like it, so went back in? ... I know that feeling.

In their defense, they pronounce almost everything wrong. ...horribly, horribly wrong. ...Like as if they've been living their whole lives in some Northumberland parish not accessible by paved road, have never ever seen the word before, it's not in their dictionary, and the internet doesn't exist.

Scenario F - Year Round Daylight Savings
This is basically switching to Eastern Time Zone or 75°W which passes through Philadelphia. During winter, the workday begins before sunrise. Solar noon is in the later half of the workday, affecting productivity. Late sunsets disrupt sleep patterns.

Scenario E - Current Daylight Saving Time
Sunrise in early March now happens later than the winter solstice and later than the equinox at the summer solstice. In November, evening twilight ends during the summer solstice afternoon, since the change occurs too late in the year, which shocks people.

Scenario D - 6 Months Daylight Savings Time
This is if DST lasts from equinox to equinox. Sunrise is shifted to what it was at the winter solstice, and at summer solstice is back to where it was at the equinox. Solar noon occurs late, which negatively affects our hormonal cycles and overall health.

Scenario C - Standard Time
This is the mean solar time at 90°W longitude, which passes through New Orleans. Since we're a little over 7° longitude west of this, sunrise and sunset occur about a half-hour later than solar time. There is daylight at the start and the end of the workday, all year long.

Scenario B - Mean Solar Time
The length of the day is slightly irregular. This is the result if the day is set to 86,400 seconds each day. Notice there are now slight variations in solar noon and solar midnight, but these are not enough to affect our biological patterns.

Scenario A - Local Solar Time (Sundial Time)
This is how we used to keep time, up until 1883. Every town set their clocks by observing the sun each day. This is what humans have evolved to live by. There is daylight before and after work hours, except in January when the sun sets around 5 PM.

I always kind of thought the point of chastity wasn't so much about denial altogether, but about re-directing sexual energy from a front/external focus to a rear/internal one. ... At least, that's what it is for me.

Y'all're surprised by this? The only surprise here is it took more than a decade to happen.

I'm not sure what the problem might be.

Some things to try: a different size cage; use lubricant or a different lubricant (I prefer silicone-based), clean with a gentle soap and use moisturizer; don't shave your hairs, just trim them; cage-up frequently but for short periods to increase tolerance.

Tariffs, most likely.

Thank you for doing god's work.

I hope he had a number that will be appreciated by the new member once enough time has passed for it to be recycled to a new member.

I wish...

I have lived this experience 100%. #HappyHugs