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Julian
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It’s glorious outside today and I’m stuck inside with my second bout of tonsillitis this summer :(
August 12, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Idk what it is but Altrincham has a ridiculously high rate of hotties per capita.
August 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
To be fair, the wedding has been absolutely splendid and I saw some long lost uni friends. I also have absolutely no concept of what a (millennial) wedding involves.
9th August is absolutely doing my head in this year. I’ve stupidly turned down 2 friends’ birthday parties, what could’ve been my own birthday party as well, a housewarming party, and a protest in favour of a (straight!) wedding down south.
August 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
9th August is absolutely doing my head in this year. I’ve stupidly turned down 2 friends’ birthday parties, what could’ve been my own birthday party as well, a housewarming party, and a protest in favour of a (straight!) wedding down south.
August 7, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Obsessed with my dad blaming Keir Starmer for the 2017 money laundering regulations.
August 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
My manager just saw this skeet when I showed her a pic of the sofa I’m hoping to buy 😭
I smell so nice when I use my Rose Jam shower gel, I just want to lick myself 🥰
August 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I smell so nice when I use my Rose Jam shower gel, I just want to lick myself 🥰
August 5, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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WTF? "Trump gives Starmer the green light."

Brits should be up in arms at the idea that any British politician has to get an okay from Trump on domestic or foreign policy actions.

Starmer, grow a pair and quit kow-towing to Trump!!
Trump gives Starmer green light to recognise Palestinian state
‘I don’t mind him taking a position’ says president after talks at Turnberry golf resort in Scotland
www.independent.co.uk
July 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Given the government has responded to the petition against the Online Safety Act and said "we refuse to repeal it", might I suggest to that we flood Ofcom with calls complaining about our loss of privacy, censorship and accessibility to the internet?

They even have a freephone no. 0300 123 3333
July 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Ten minutes until my interview 😵‍💫
Anyway I’ve got an interview for the Specialist post in my team (separate to the restructuring)
Absolutely loving the news that half of my job might be given to a new organisation 🥲
July 28, 2025 at 9:36 AM
50 years in jail if you play anything out loud on your phone on public transport. No exceptions.
July 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Me in the UK just trying to have a wank online in 2025
July 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I’ve got used to the modernised TransPennine/LNER rolling stock in the north and forgot that elsewhere, operators like EMR would still be running on trains that were built in the Thatcher years. Not a single plug socket in sight.
July 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The year is 2027. Keir Starmer has just passed a law criminalising masturbation. Wanking now carries a 12-year prison sentence. An erection will get you an ASBO.
July 26, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Not sure what’s going on but I’ve heard at least seven police cars and at least two helicopters (or the same one at least twice) passing by in the last couple of minutes 👀
July 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Anyway I’ve got an interview for the Specialist post in my team (separate to the restructuring)
Absolutely loving the news that half of my job might be given to a new organisation 🥲
July 22, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Absolutely loving the news that half of my job might be given to a new organisation 🥲
July 22, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Drag king name: Cliffy Biro

He’s an accountant.
July 18, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Lmao I’ve got Blairites in my insta notifications telling me there’s no such thing as the international working class. “Labour”
July 18, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I always smile when I see a slightly battered early ‘00s Yaris. The same feeling as seeing an old Renault Twingo on holiday.
July 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Can’t believe how much nicer Altrincham’s PureGym is than Stretford’s. And there’s no horrible six-lane road to cross.
June 29, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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A government ban on Hungary’s Pride parade backfired Saturday as over 100,000 people marched through Budapest, far more than usual

PM Viktor Orban warned people to stay away, threatening “clear legal consequences.” But the warnings only turned a modest event into a mass rally against his government
June 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
If we built housing at the rate that we build student accommodation, there’d be no homelessness and everyone would own 5 houses.
June 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Omg I’ve got a d*te next week! This happens maybe twice a year 🫨
June 15, 2025 at 2:09 PM
We urgently need to de-escalate, which is why I’m going to push the big red button and blow up the whole planet.
June 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM