[minion voice] po ka 🤔 bello papaya ✊

i keep forgetting i can post here — popping in to remind everyone that if you’ve ever liked seeing sam’s art at a rally, in your tearoom, or on a local telephone poll, you can join his patreon & improve your workspace with some union art

www.patreon.com/samwallman?u...

downloaded xiaohongshu (rednote) and immediately my feed is filled with luigi content

new year’s resolution is to become an ipad baby. they’re living life right.

new colleague asked where i live, i mentioned my commute, he immediately called me a gunzel.

every out of office email i receive this week is a gift from god. yes i would LOVE to put a pin in this and circle back next year

we're so cooked

can anyone recommend any obsessions i should develop over christmas break? currently cultivating a desire to deep clean all my appliances and getting really into a f2p gacha game, need a third option

holding space for my wicked umbrella that i left on a chatswood to dee why bus in 2012

PSA for iPhone users with motion sickness: turn on “Vehicle Motion Cues” in control centre! It adds animated dots to your screen that respond to vehicle motion, to match what you’re seeing with the movement you’re feeling. Doesn’t work for everyone but has made my tram commute way better!

visualising teenage me spending an itunes voucher on the 3rd of may in 2013, no idea how her brain was about to be permanently changed

The fact that they’ve made a movie where the friggen *Wicked Witch of the West*, the actual evil lady who cackles and does despicable things, the fact they’ve made a movie where she’s the good guy? That tells you pretty much everything you need to know about society today.

they’re scared if they banned cocomelon a swarm of toddlers would descend on parliament 😔

logged onto bluesky on desktop for the first time and thought "wow they've made some bold web design choices, a custom cloud cursor?" not realising i'd somehow installed a custom theme in my browser before i even had an account on here