I know what you’re up to and it isn’t going to work. You aren’t Jeff Strand at all, you’re just some imposter who wants my spot in line. Well, I’m not falling for it! Jog on, pal!

Either way, it’s gonna suck!

🙂

Post office trauma! Send him there with a couple hungry toddlers and heavy, awkwardly shaped packages to which he’s affixed insufficient postage. Try to overthrow MY democratically held election, will you??

What happens to a dream deferred?

Will you tell those of us who picked the horrorscope where to send the necessary info or did you tell us at check out and my poor reading comprehension just betrayed me again?

Wicked!

I’d say people are just an eentsy but excited about this!

Y’all gonna hit this goal in one day??

You’re doing them a mercy, really. More raccoon content for the rest of us!