Rohan (रोहन)
@rohanthenahor.bsky.social
- he/him, sexuality = 💖💜💙, nationality = 🇺🇸🇮🇳 (WA, thank goodness)
- Psychology student
- ⚛️ Atheist
- Never posted on Bad Place, technically making me a Bluesky native
- 🇺🇦, 🇵🇸 & #🟦 (the last 2 aren’t mutually exclusive, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise)
- Psychology student
- ⚛️ Atheist
- Never posted on Bad Place, technically making me a Bluesky native
- 🇺🇦, 🇵🇸 & #🟦 (the last 2 aren’t mutually exclusive, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise)
Now the trees will speak Spanish, instead of Vietnamese.
November 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Now the trees will speak Spanish, instead of Vietnamese.
The consent factory working overtime
November 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The consent factory working overtime
If you’re at a table with a pedophile and ten people are associating with him, you’re at a table with eleven pedophiles.
November 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
If you’re at a table with a pedophile and ten people are associating with him, you’re at a table with eleven pedophiles.
Snitches get stitches. Right-of-center white people will never understand that “freedom from consequences” is not a human right
November 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Snitches get stitches. Right-of-center white people will never understand that “freedom from consequences” is not a human right
As a kid it used to be the Slender Man and Herobrine, now it’s SCP-4666
November 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
As a kid it used to be the Slender Man and Herobrine, now it’s SCP-4666
And now the Online Safety Act and impending Farage premiership
November 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
And now the Online Safety Act and impending Farage premiership
Add a space between the “e” and “r”
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Add a space between the “e” and “r”
There used to be a time when they supported gay marriage and gender-affirming care, and only a few were screaming to decriminalize the possession of CSAM rule-34 and lower the age of consent to 12 nanoseconds
November 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
There used to be a time when they supported gay marriage and gender-affirming care, and only a few were screaming to decriminalize the possession of CSAM rule-34 and lower the age of consent to 12 nanoseconds
Reposted by Rohan (रोहन)
Sometimes when I’m reading SCP late at night but don’t want to get nightmares about omnicidal talking crocodiles and evil red suns, I read about the adorable Safe-class OG scps.
November 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Sometimes when I’m reading SCP late at night but don’t want to get nightmares about omnicidal talking crocodiles and evil red suns, I read about the adorable Safe-class OG scps.
“Noooo, stop saying meeeean things about them on the Internet, you stupid bigot-hating idiots! You’ll give the moderate Republican who probably exists the perfect excuse to trade democracy for an end to the Woke Machine that makes women not fuck them, and then get neither!
November 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
“Noooo, stop saying meeeean things about them on the Internet, you stupid bigot-hating idiots! You’ll give the moderate Republican who probably exists the perfect excuse to trade democracy for an end to the Woke Machine that makes women not fuck them, and then get neither!
If Newsom does somehow get nominated then he’ll just lecture us on national healing and keep EVERYTHING: ICE, DHS, DOGE, the ballroom, the TPUSA school clubs in Florida, the Kavanaugh stops, the tariffs, the anti-trans laws/EOs, the USPS guy, the Palantir cameras, etc.
November 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
If Newsom does somehow get nominated then he’ll just lecture us on national healing and keep EVERYTHING: ICE, DHS, DOGE, the ballroom, the TPUSA school clubs in Florida, the Kavanaugh stops, the tariffs, the anti-trans laws/EOs, the USPS guy, the Palantir cameras, etc.
Yo momma so stupid, When Day Broke she made the flesh dumber
Yo momma so toxic, she finally killed SCP-682
Yo momma so toxic, she finally killed SCP-682
November 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Yo momma so stupid, When Day Broke she made the flesh dumber
Yo momma so toxic, she finally killed SCP-682
Yo momma so toxic, she finally killed SCP-682
Yo momma so ugly SCP-096 is afraid to look at her
November 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Yo momma so ugly SCP-096 is afraid to look at her
And the cute ones, like SCP-999 (who is destined to save the world from his evil dad), SCP-131 and Josie the Half-Cat.
November 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
And the cute ones, like SCP-999 (who is destined to save the world from his evil dad), SCP-131 and Josie the Half-Cat.
There were no D-class left to be put in the femur breaker to lure SCP-106 back in when he escaped, so now he’s rampaging in a nearby high school: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTpK...
SCP-106 Caused a School Lockdown
YouTube video by SCP Explained - Story & Animation
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
There were no D-class left to be put in the femur breaker to lure SCP-106 back in when he escaped, so now he’s rampaging in a nearby high school: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTpK...
Mariah Carey has almost breached containment now, and the MTFs tasked with watching for 4666 this year for Operation “Bah Humbug” are not getting paid. 🧵
November 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Mariah Carey has almost breached containment now, and the MTFs tasked with watching for 4666 this year for Operation “Bah Humbug” are not getting paid. 🧵
Snitches get stitches
November 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Snitches get stitches
They literally always do! Just ask Ernst Röhm how Gays For Hitler worked out for him
November 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
They literally always do! Just ask Ernst Röhm how Gays For Hitler worked out for him
Lie down with dogs, get bitten by fleas
November 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Lie down with dogs, get bitten by fleas
They drank their own koolaid, fell for their own propaganda that 2024 wasn’t just A victory but The Definitive And Final Victory Against The Woke Machine That Puts Nonwhite People In Movies And Makes Women Not Want To Fuck You.
November 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
They drank their own koolaid, fell for their own propaganda that 2024 wasn’t just A victory but The Definitive And Final Victory Against The Woke Machine That Puts Nonwhite People In Movies And Makes Women Not Want To Fuck You.
In most of my friend groups of fellow Gen-Zers I’m still on speaking terms with, Trump is about as popular as cancer. Enough of the Overton Window endlessly ratcheting to the right.
November 15, 2025 at 6:30 AM
In most of my friend groups of fellow Gen-Zers I’m still on speaking terms with, Trump is about as popular as cancer. Enough of the Overton Window endlessly ratcheting to the right.