April Fools’ Day is just an annual audit of how much budget and creative freedom each company’s marketing team has

Let’s remember. They are showing cast names. Not the role they’re playing #avengersdoomsday

How are you spending your lunch? Just staring at chairs.

Proud to be in the 5% who never sent a DNA sample into 23andMe

Pete Hegseth just texted me, ‘Forget that last message. There is no war in Ba Sing Se.’

Is it bad parenting to dread the avalanche of birthday toys, or just smart survival planning?

This might be a new record- I’ve received 5 bot requests within 2 minutes of my first post

It’s been a fun game of musical chairs to find a place that doesn’t feel awful