This is craziest story I've heard today.

As if the coke-fueled crash-outs weren't bad enough. Now she's out there pandering for pedos in person. How far she's fallen...

This year's low-effort Halloween costume. Sadness (Inside Out)

Drop some transformations

I want to like Khalid's album more. It's fun and poppy. The tracks are danceable, lyrics on point, and the vibe is to die. But, only one song cracks 3 minutes. It feels like an album of interludes. As soon as I'm ready to throw it back for the climax, the song is over. Bring back 3+ minute songs!

I hope the voters do the right thing.

Bop after bop 🙌🏾

Me: *watches Charmed*

Christy: *is raised by demons*
Christy: *advocates for harming a child*
Billie: "What happened to you?"
The Charmed Ones, the elders, Elise, Darryl, Leo frozen in ice, the angel of destiny, the bartender at P3, Prue from the afterlife, the audience:

Me: *watches Orphan Black*
OB: *Alison tells Donnie she needs to leave to find herself*
Me: "Oh no! I love the actress who plays Alison! The show won't be the same without her!"
*credits roll*
Me: *realizes Tatiana Maslany plays all the clones*
Also Me:

Me: *wears a crop top and pink trunks to work*
My mom: *sigh* I want you to dress for success today.
Me: Have you seen the curve of my ass? I did a lot of RDLs for that. This is dressing for success.

Side note: I forgot how problematic and hot Paul is.

Currently expanding the borders of my false world as we speak.
(This is not sexual innuendo, unfortunately)