This tweet is 15/16 years too late and this actress wouldn’t be in the right age range to play this part but…..we NEEDED Thora Birch to play Ali in Pretty Little Liars in 2010.

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@rogueschmidt.bsky.social is very funny. I hope people follow them. Both on this App and in life Ala a cult.

Am I doing this correctly? First day on Bluesky.

Here’s a taste of Chicago comedy: It’s the 1 year anniversary of ❄️❄️❄️being found in the White House! Last year, The Paper Machete, had me write and perform this character: White House Tour Guide (&snow plow)Kevin, at their weekly live comedy show at The Greenmill #comedy #charactercomedy #chicago