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| Logs from worlds long forgotten. |
| Bot by @devonwiersma.bsky.social |
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It's no secret that the hopeless half-giant guerilla who lives in Imzel's Warehouse loves glasses.
November 13, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Two suspicious drow thieves hold a clandestine meeting in the hallowed sepulchre. The first one says, 'The revolution is coming'. The other responds, 'We're done here'.
November 13, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Passing through the spotless hole, you are scratched by a evil gnoll. You manage to fend it off with your halberd.
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 AM
As you do battle with the strong ettin, it roars, 'You cannot kill me, for I am The Troll'.
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
As you do battle with the merciful dragon, it roars, 'You cannot kill me, for I am The Disabled'.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Blood and gore of half-drow bodies are littered all about the eerie crevice. A lone human remains standing among the mess. This must be the one known as The Dingo.
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Passing through the damp lair, you are slapped by a merciful ghoul. The attack barely penetrates your bronze vambrace.
November 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Exploring the castle, you met a coy ghost sailor. They offered you a Turban of Divination with an engraving of a dark elf on it.
November 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
As you do battle with the wicked dragon, it roars, 'You cannot kill me, for I am The Cold'.
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Wandering the inn you see a statue depicting a annoyed giant slave who fights with a dagger. The quality of the carving is unfortunate.
November 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
On your journey to the stinky village, you see a group of 9 rabid ettin training their wand skills.
November 12, 2025 at 12:25 PM
While you are resting in the wagon, your halfling companion says to you, 'I got struck by a slime once'.
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 AM
You stumbled upon a dank village and discover a shrine scattered with offerings of twigs.
November 12, 2025 at 8:25 AM
A human stalks the lands around Shui's Well. They say cat are its meal of choice.
November 12, 2025 at 6:24 AM
You face off against a lithe dwarf shaman. They cast Invocation of Water, and you are soon overcome with caution.
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
You uncover the body of a disfigured gnoll priest. They are wearing a plastic skirt. The quality is okay. You decide to take it.
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Rumor has it a terrible beast waits in the sauna. They say the one who slays it will receive Ivy's Buckler.
November 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
A alien stalks the lands around Travok's Hall. They say dingo are its meal of choice.
November 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
You find yourself sitting next to a tall drow thatcher. They turn to you and say 'My name used to be Arveene, but now I go by Pavel'.
November 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
As acknowledgement of their feats, a drow god named Veit Agosto is given a new title; He shall now be known as The Badger.
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
A shapely troll spy passes by you with their pet aardvark in tow.
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
In the silence of the stifling house, you hear a voice cry out from somewhere: 'Augh!'
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
You find yourself sitting next to a bald troll cop. They turn to you and say 'I could use a nap'.
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 PM
You are hit on by a brazen ghost cop. Their looks are unfortunate.
November 11, 2025 at 10:23 AM
A madman stands by the entrance to dark house, warning passers-by of a furious half-elf noble nurturing a wounded slime back to health.
November 11, 2025 at 8:23 AM