@roguegeneticist.bsky.social
Come out of the closet! It’s 2025
December 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Come out of the closet! It’s 2025
Don’t waste any more brain space thinking about this jerk
Ignore him and live your life!
Ignore him and live your life!
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Don’t waste any more brain space thinking about this jerk
Ignore him and live your life!
Ignore him and live your life!
Dude, that was not the time or the place for adult entertainment.
“But I was bored!”
Please, do you want your kids to think this behavior is normal?! Kids aren’t that dumb and he *will* get caught.
“But I was bored!”
Please, do you want your kids to think this behavior is normal?! Kids aren’t that dumb and he *will* get caught.
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Dude, that was not the time or the place for adult entertainment.
“But I was bored!”
Please, do you want your kids to think this behavior is normal?! Kids aren’t that dumb and he *will* get caught.
“But I was bored!”
Please, do you want your kids to think this behavior is normal?! Kids aren’t that dumb and he *will* get caught.
Doesn’t mean they knew each other well. He’s not “in good working order” and she’s not his therapist
December 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Doesn’t mean they knew each other well. He’s not “in good working order” and she’s not his therapist
It’s only been 7 months. Just walk away from this dumpster fire
November 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
It’s only been 7 months. Just walk away from this dumpster fire
Report them to your landlord. Good rental agreements have limits on overnight guests. Dude will have to either be an official roommate or get evicted
November 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Report them to your landlord. Good rental agreements have limits on overnight guests. Dude will have to either be an official roommate or get evicted
“I liked you when you were a chubby kid!”
“You remind me of my dead sister!”
“Want to blow up my family so we can screw?”
Jerry Springer would have loved these selfish idiots
“You remind me of my dead sister!”
“Want to blow up my family so we can screw?”
Jerry Springer would have loved these selfish idiots
November 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
“I liked you when you were a chubby kid!”
“You remind me of my dead sister!”
“Want to blow up my family so we can screw?”
Jerry Springer would have loved these selfish idiots
“You remind me of my dead sister!”
“Want to blow up my family so we can screw?”
Jerry Springer would have loved these selfish idiots
The Art and the Artist
November 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The Art and the Artist
He has the judgment and maturity of a middle school boy.
The bar was so, so low and he still managed to trip and face plant in a spectacular failure
The bar was so, so low and he still managed to trip and face plant in a spectacular failure
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
He has the judgment and maturity of a middle school boy.
The bar was so, so low and he still managed to trip and face plant in a spectacular failure
The bar was so, so low and he still managed to trip and face plant in a spectacular failure
Why is the guy unemployed until he’s 27?
Sounds like he’s lazy or stupid or both
Sounds like he’s lazy or stupid or both
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Why is the guy unemployed until he’s 27?
Sounds like he’s lazy or stupid or both
Sounds like he’s lazy or stupid or both
Because you can’t just walk away from a text thread, my boring & tedious dude
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Because you can’t just walk away from a text thread, my boring & tedious dude
As someone with 1000 students, it’s not so funny on my end
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
As someone with 1000 students, it’s not so funny on my end
Look, it’s just part of why computers are dumber than humans. There is no “ignore capital letters while grading” box to click.
Your professor would have to specify the correct answers as “amygdala” or “Amygdala” to give full credit to your answer
Send them a screenshot with a polite message
Your professor would have to specify the correct answers as “amygdala” or “Amygdala” to give full credit to your answer
Send them a screenshot with a polite message
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Look, it’s just part of why computers are dumber than humans. There is no “ignore capital letters while grading” box to click.
Your professor would have to specify the correct answers as “amygdala” or “Amygdala” to give full credit to your answer
Send them a screenshot with a polite message
Your professor would have to specify the correct answers as “amygdala” or “Amygdala” to give full credit to your answer
Send them a screenshot with a polite message
Does he really think that prisons for women have 0 male staff?
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Does he really think that prisons for women have 0 male staff?
So tiny! They still have a bit of “kitten blue” in their eyes so must be less than 6 weeks old
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
So tiny! They still have a bit of “kitten blue” in their eyes so must be less than 6 weeks old
He is not in “good working order” if the sight of a grilled ham and cheese makes him freak out.
Walk away from this guy and enjoy all the grilled cheese your heart desires
Walk away from this guy and enjoy all the grilled cheese your heart desires
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
He is not in “good working order” if the sight of a grilled ham and cheese makes him freak out.
Walk away from this guy and enjoy all the grilled cheese your heart desires
Walk away from this guy and enjoy all the grilled cheese your heart desires
Sounds like ex bf has lost his indoors privileges
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Sounds like ex bf has lost his indoors privileges
Dude needs to get back on his meds
November 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Dude needs to get back on his meds
Ladies, form an orderly line!
Weepy bag of slop dude just needs some money and free sex and he will be happy
Weepy bag of slop dude just needs some money and free sex and he will be happy
November 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Ladies, form an orderly line!
Weepy bag of slop dude just needs some money and free sex and he will be happy
Weepy bag of slop dude just needs some money and free sex and he will be happy
Why the F is he not using his *paid leave* to care for his own son?
If his employer finds out he is using the time to train for a job at a different company he will get fired
If his employer finds out he is using the time to train for a job at a different company he will get fired
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Why the F is he not using his *paid leave* to care for his own son?
If his employer finds out he is using the time to train for a job at a different company he will get fired
If his employer finds out he is using the time to train for a job at a different company he will get fired
Dudes like this are why women will fake an incoming phone call to look even busier
November 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Dudes like this are why women will fake an incoming phone call to look even busier
OMG! Your face says it all
November 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
OMG! Your face says it all
Big sweet boy is loving domestic comforts!
November 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Big sweet boy is loving domestic comforts!
They are a complementary pair!
November 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
They are a complementary pair!
The rule of “half your age + 7” means he can date 27-year old women or older
“But I could totally see myself with an 18-year old!” is not a flex
It means women your age think you are not date able
“But I could totally see myself with an 18-year old!” is not a flex
It means women your age think you are not date able
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The rule of “half your age + 7” means he can date 27-year old women or older
“But I could totally see myself with an 18-year old!” is not a flex
It means women your age think you are not date able
“But I could totally see myself with an 18-year old!” is not a flex
It means women your age think you are not date able