First time putting effort into cooking in a minute. What I have prepared today is a vegetable Tikka Masala pasta, Topped with 2 eggs over medium, a lovely balsamic drizzle, served with Garlic Sour dough crostini's

My venom sanguinates the fruit of truth. A red letter to impropriety.

If you're a #writer then #write

Todays controversial opinion: I've reached that age, where sex scenes in movies and television are just bad porn that distracts from the plot. Which only exists to increase the run time of a particularly thin area of the narrative

Love being medicated to prevent mania. Only to have mania now be represented in daily panic attacks. Can't play anything competitive without tilting my way into nerve shaking anxiety. Taking prn's 3x a day. The only thing that wakes me up through the fog is coffee, which makes the anxiety worse 🙃

You: try to cross a street
You: Narrowly escape being flattened by a car
Kid with stick: approaches
You: Hop for your life
KWS: snags you mid hop of futility
KWS: Tosses you in the air as your long dangle legs flail
bats you into the next county

Miss the occasional moment of class and dignity from a president. Man was fuming in private. I didn't realize smothers brothers was like that,

At the end of their Emmy acceptance speech for their work on the hit Max series Hacks. Hannah Einbinder delivered an unambiguous message to tyranny

I officially declare
Hannah Einbinder to be #Goated

Agree or disagree?

#Max #Goat #Emmys

Imma be a bit controversial here.

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