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Rogue_Bard
@rogue-bard.bsky.social
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Writer in the clutches of Good Omens fanfiction. And sometimes I draw stuff.

Indy 🐍 they/them 💜🤍🩶🖤

My ao3-handles are The_Rogue_Bard and Rogue_Bardic_Inspiration:
https://archiveofourown.org/users/The_Rogue_Bard
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rogue-bard.bsky.social
Aziraphale picks up a deadly foxglove that had been thrown from a tower to poison the denizens below. It hadn't meant to fall.

Are Aziraphale & Crowley really talking about plants? Find out in the latest chapter of "The Fairest Demon in All the Land":
archiveofourown.org/works/723145...

#GoodOmens
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
rogue-bard.bsky.social
I'll just pretend I'm in the South Downs.
(The landscape here looks similar at least!)
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 AM
rogue-bard.bsky.social
🐍⚔️🖤🤍

Crowley is getting himself in even deeper trouble than he already has.
Of course not before being mugged by another ginger menace.

Thank Someone for Aziraphale.

archiveofourown.org/works/723145...

#GoodOmens
Crowley abandoned his plan to be extremely interested in the nuts and looked at the nutjob beside him. “Reverse it, how? Tell them ‘Oh, I’m very sorry that I aggravated you enough to hit me over the head with a cudgel’ and they go ‘Oh, that’s alright then, I take back the cudgelling’ and my memories are magically restored?” For some reason, Aziraphale beamed at him for that comment. “Oh hello there, you handsome fellow!” Crowley absolutely did not blush. Or blink at Aziraphale, dumbfounded. Only one confusing second later, the angel was back to his huffy, lecturing self: “Well, we could try at least.” What the Hell was this? A good cop / bad cop one-man-show starring the world’s worst casting for the bad-cop-lead? (Because honestly, it was working.) A weirdly soft part of the nuts in Crowley’s hand brushed his palm; he had no time for inspecting them for mildew right now, though. “Can be backtrack a second? What did you just call-,” he started – but there was a sudden yank on his finger. His head whipped around just in time to see a bushy-tailed, red scoundrel abscond with his hazelnuts. “Hey! What? Muggers! Robbery! Come back down here, you filthy little thief!”
November 23, 2025 at 11:54 AM
rogue-bard.bsky.social
A Tower of Our Memories
(The Fairest Demon in All the Land)

Chapter 9: Crowley finds a new rival in another ginger menace — and there's a second wannabe rescuer. Thank someone they're not the same creature!

archiveofourown.org/works/723145...

#GoodOmens #Crowley #Aziraphale #GOfanfic
November 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
rogue-bard.bsky.social
I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Nov 21st 2025 (Hard), in less than 63 minutes
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cluesbysam.com

One day I will not completely forget I am doing one of these and just walk away in the middle of it to have the clock mock me lol
November 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
rogue-bard.bsky.social
If you see this post, do it too! Or don’t, you coward!

Pronouns: They/them (he is okay too)

Height: 165cm

Shoe: size??? 38

Zodiac: Hunter

Smoke: Only for cosplay

Tattoos: none yet

Piercings: 3 for now

Fave drinks: coffee, Irish coffee
November 18, 2025 at 9:19 AM
rogue-bard.bsky.social
Crowley needs a hug in the new chapter of Fairest Demon of them All

(which is now called A Tower of Our Memories unless I change my mind again... sorry)

archiveofourown.org/works/723145...

#GoodOmens
“What happened, Crowley?” “Nothing,” the demon deflected again, as if Aziraphale would just let it go if he denied reality often enough. “This is not nothing, Crowley.” The demon sighed heavily and slumped down the short backrest of his chair. It pushed his foot further up Aziraphale’s lap and the angel patted the attached calf soothingly. “It was me,” Crowley finally admitted. “I did that.” “What?” Aziraphale looked up at him in surprise. “Whatever on earth for?” Crowley shrugged again, turned his head so he could prop it up on a hand – elbow resting on the backrest of his chair – and look at a shelf full of books on the wall that were all missing several pages, ripped out by a demon for no good reason. “Didn’t like what they were.” Aziraphale furrowed his brows. “What do you mean?” Another shrug. He had the feeling he was going to get a lot of these today. And he had come to decipher them as a way for Crowley to say something that is a big deal without admitting it. “There was… stuff on there.” “Your scales,” Aziraphale filled in the gap Crowley had intentionally left. The demon kept staring at the bookshelf with an expression schooled in disinterest. “You picked your beautiful scales off your poor feet! Whatever for, Crowley?” He vaguely realised that he was absentmindedly soothing over the arch of Crowley’s foot with a thumb.
November 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
rogue-bard.bsky.social
New title, who dis?

We go to the Emotional & Physical Hurt & Comfort part of the fic in this chapter. :)
I hope you like your Hurt/Comfort; I always tend to make it more on the (very) fluffy side, I think.

archiveofourown.org/works/723145...

#GoodOmens #AziraCrow #IneffableHusbands
November 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
rogue-bard.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 12:19 PM
rogue-bard.bsky.social
Look I know I, as a millennial, am now considered old, but that made me age like the villain in Raiders of the Lost Arc
November 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
rogue-bard.bsky.social
🐍 Crowley's Holding Out for a Hero! 🪽

Maybe Crowley should’ve thought about the fact that the perfect knight in shining white armour that he is daydreaming about being rescued by is the one who locked him in the tower.

archiveofourown.org/works/723145...

#GoodOmens #AziraCrow #IneffableHusbands
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
rogue-bard.bsky.social
Yes, now that you mentioned it, it would be pretty fucked up to put them in a cage! I wonder who would do something like that? 🤔
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
rogue-bard.bsky.social
If you see this, post your bird art 🐦‍⬛🎨

I'm not much of an artist, but whenever I try a new medium, birds come out.
My first tries at: clay decals, stamps, knotted wallhangings and water colours:
November 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
rogue-bard.bsky.social
New chapter of my fic: A.Z. Fell & Co: The Yelp Chronicles

Can #Crowley and #Muriel stop the Second Coming by not witnessing the omens of the apocalypse?

archiveofourown.org/works/490383...

(I cut a lot from this chapter; it's still longer than the others. I hope you still like it!)

#GoodOmens
November 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
rogue-bard.bsky.social
In chapter 6 of Fairest Demon in All the Land, Aziraphale and Crowley go through a lot more silliness, a lot more fluff and dare I say — an insomniac finally getting some sleep?

Read the fanfic at: archiveofourown.org/works/72314541

#GoodOmens #IneffableHusbands #Fanfiction #Aziraphale/Crowley
November 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
rogue-bard.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
rogue-bard.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
rogue-bard.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
rogue-bard.bsky.social
I just remembered that I used to make gif sets. Is that still a thing that exists?
Some badly interpreted Robert Frost, anyone? Here you go.

To the world.

(Look at my own response-thread to this post to see all gifs in this set)

#GoodOmens #Aziraphale #Crowley
November 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
rogue-bard.bsky.social
Aziraphale and Crowley finally leave the tower!

And what better excuse than a little "date" around town to take a long, relaxing bath. 👀

archiveofourown.org/works/723145...

#GoodOmens
November 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
rogue-bard.bsky.social
Fanon: Crowley knew after talking to Aziraphale for the first time!

Canon: Crowley is so dense, his barista had to complain about her love life, 6000 years after A&C met.

I love how we assumed for so long that Crowley had the emotional maturity to realise he's in love on his own lmao
October 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM
rogue-bard.bsky.social
My tumblr drafts are the wild west.
A tumblr post that reads: "Why the hell is this in my drafts since Nov 2023???" And underneath is written: "Have you met the heartless devil of Soho? / He kept it when he fell / he saved it all the way through hell / until it shattered on Aziraphale".
October 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
rogue-bard.bsky.social
The fourth chapter of that fic about Crowley thinking he's still an angel is out on ao3! :)

It's mostly Aziraphale being extremely smitten by someone who doesn't remember him, but I swear it's gonna get better soon!!! 😅

archiveofourown.org/works/723145...

#GoodOmens #Aziracrow #IneffableHusbands
October 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
rogue-bard.bsky.social
btw my story also has a workskin that I spent way too much time on that I should've put into the story itself. But if you like workskins, here you go haha

archiveofourown.org/works/727170...

(i wish bsky would let me edit so I could add this to the post. Sorry for double posting)

#GoodOmens
October 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM