As a child, we would visit Mum’s friend whose husband was among other things a brilliant inventor. As well as building a ride-on mower with a Morris Minor engine, he had developed a plan to store heat in a huge tank of sand for domestic heating. 50 years later mainstream technology is catching up.

Kenny and Viv certainly came to Queer Up North in Manchester, 1996, but I’m not sure it was in Kiki and Herb guise.