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Deranged by decades of television, Americans must have thought Trump was some kind of cartoon idiot, like Yosemite Sam or Wiley Coyote or Boris & Natasha.
No, he is a humanoid. Maybe moreso. A real nightmare.
No, he is a humanoid. Maybe moreso. A real nightmare.
February 18, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Deranged by decades of television, Americans must have thought Trump was some kind of cartoon idiot, like Yosemite Sam or Wiley Coyote or Boris & Natasha.
No, he is a humanoid. Maybe moreso. A real nightmare.
No, he is a humanoid. Maybe moreso. A real nightmare.
Will B. Carr and the FCC go after Fox News for its endless lies and hyper-partisanship?
No. Carr is a good boy.
No. Carr is a good boy.
February 18, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Will B. Carr and the FCC go after Fox News for its endless lies and hyper-partisanship?
No. Carr is a good boy.
No. Carr is a good boy.
How much harm can a president do?
Americans like to watch.
Americans like to watch.
February 18, 2026 at 12:28 PM
How much harm can a president do?
Americans like to watch.
Americans like to watch.
Trump-fuck gets on the phone every morning and tells his people what lies to tell. Scroll through cable TV and look for the deers in the headlights.
February 18, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Trump-fuck gets on the phone every morning and tells his people what lies to tell. Scroll through cable TV and look for the deers in the headlights.
Candy-ass Brendan Carr is learning the hard way that Trump sticks to you, like dried shit on flypaper.
February 18, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Candy-ass Brendan Carr is learning the hard way that Trump sticks to you, like dried shit on flypaper.
Trump thought mail-in voting was bad for him, so he appointed a crook as Postmaster General, to cripple and mothball voting machines!
He was mad at Bezos from Amazon, so he tried to raise postal shipping rates, on Amazon alone!
Everyday criminal. Fucking moron.
He was mad at Bezos from Amazon, so he tried to raise postal shipping rates, on Amazon alone!
Everyday criminal. Fucking moron.
February 18, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Trump thought mail-in voting was bad for him, so he appointed a crook as Postmaster General, to cripple and mothball voting machines!
He was mad at Bezos from Amazon, so he tried to raise postal shipping rates, on Amazon alone!
Everyday criminal. Fucking moron.
He was mad at Bezos from Amazon, so he tried to raise postal shipping rates, on Amazon alone!
Everyday criminal. Fucking moron.
When Trump croaks there are going to be a thousand criminal assholes looking for jobs.
And finding none.
And finding none.
February 17, 2026 at 2:41 PM
When Trump croaks there are going to be a thousand criminal assholes looking for jobs.
And finding none.
And finding none.
Shit-ass Trump shouldn't worry about elections. He's got more immediate problems! Kaboom!
February 16, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Shit-ass Trump shouldn't worry about elections. He's got more immediate problems! Kaboom!
If Trump told Pam Bondi to jump off a building, she would do it.
Wouldn't want to lose her job!
Wouldn't want to lose her job!
February 16, 2026 at 7:23 PM
If Trump told Pam Bondi to jump off a building, she would do it.
Wouldn't want to lose her job!
Wouldn't want to lose her job!
Trump's mental illness is just rancid childishness. Tariffs are an attack on foreigners, ICE is an attack on domestics, Trump's Gateway funding mess is just an attack on C. Schumer.
Trump doesn't say a word about his enemy, Robert De Niro. No. He's scared of him. De Niro wants to smash his face in.
Trump doesn't say a word about his enemy, Robert De Niro. No. He's scared of him. De Niro wants to smash his face in.
February 15, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Trump's mental illness is just rancid childishness. Tariffs are an attack on foreigners, ICE is an attack on domestics, Trump's Gateway funding mess is just an attack on C. Schumer.
Trump doesn't say a word about his enemy, Robert De Niro. No. He's scared of him. De Niro wants to smash his face in.
Trump doesn't say a word about his enemy, Robert De Niro. No. He's scared of him. De Niro wants to smash his face in.
I would like to make films in China, but it's all just lies over there.
--director Chloe Zhao
--director Chloe Zhao
February 15, 2026 at 10:52 AM
I would like to make films in China, but it's all just lies over there.
--director Chloe Zhao
--director Chloe Zhao
Canadian PM Mark Carney is doing America a great favor:
He is kicking the shit out of moron Trump.
Someone has to get rid of him.
He is kicking the shit out of moron Trump.
Someone has to get rid of him.
February 14, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Canadian PM Mark Carney is doing America a great favor:
He is kicking the shit out of moron Trump.
Someone has to get rid of him.
He is kicking the shit out of moron Trump.
Someone has to get rid of him.
January 6 traitor Trump has only one thought in his ratty brain. Right now it is, Midterms! Midterm elections!
Fifty states are ready to smash your lies and crimes-to-come, like a dirty pinata.
Fifty states are ready to smash your lies and crimes-to-come, like a dirty pinata.
February 14, 2026 at 4:05 PM
January 6 traitor Trump has only one thought in his ratty brain. Right now it is, Midterms! Midterm elections!
Fifty states are ready to smash your lies and crimes-to-come, like a dirty pinata.
Fifty states are ready to smash your lies and crimes-to-come, like a dirty pinata.
Trump's fascist and stupid ideas don't go far, for long, because he can't implement anything. Implementation takes hard work, attention to detail, and keen intelligence.
Trump-fuck of course has none of the above.
Trump-fuck of course has none of the above.
February 14, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Trump's fascist and stupid ideas don't go far, for long, because he can't implement anything. Implementation takes hard work, attention to detail, and keen intelligence.
Trump-fuck of course has none of the above.
Trump-fuck of course has none of the above.
The only climate Trump knows anything about is the heat on his toilet seat.
February 13, 2026 at 10:40 AM
The only climate Trump knows anything about is the heat on his toilet seat.
Amy Coney Island Barrett is "dismissive" of Justice Ketanji Jackson? What a joke. She is scared of the truth Jackson told, about her lying for Trump!
Bad Catholic girl. Bad bad bad.
Bad Catholic girl. Bad bad bad.
February 12, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Amy Coney Island Barrett is "dismissive" of Justice Ketanji Jackson? What a joke. She is scared of the truth Jackson told, about her lying for Trump!
Bad Catholic girl. Bad bad bad.
Bad Catholic girl. Bad bad bad.
Pam Bondi
Department of Crime
Florida suntan
Florida law degree
No legal knowledge
No legal ethics
Trump dick-sucker
Beach-party blowjob expert
Untreated yeast infection
Department of Crime
Florida suntan
Florida law degree
No legal knowledge
No legal ethics
Trump dick-sucker
Beach-party blowjob expert
Untreated yeast infection
February 12, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Pam Bondi
Department of Crime
Florida suntan
Florida law degree
No legal knowledge
No legal ethics
Trump dick-sucker
Beach-party blowjob expert
Untreated yeast infection
Department of Crime
Florida suntan
Florida law degree
No legal knowledge
No legal ethics
Trump dick-sucker
Beach-party blowjob expert
Untreated yeast infection
Trump couldn't be hired for any job, appointed to anything, recommended for anything, referred by anyone for anything. So he decided to throw a hail Mary and try to con the electorate!
February 12, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Trump couldn't be hired for any job, appointed to anything, recommended for anything, referred by anyone for anything. So he decided to throw a hail Mary and try to con the electorate!
"Trump is a Grand Canyon of need."
--Maureen Dowd
No, the Grand Canyon has a bottom.
--Maureen Dowd
No, the Grand Canyon has a bottom.
February 11, 2026 at 12:12 PM
"Trump is a Grand Canyon of need."
--Maureen Dowd
No, the Grand Canyon has a bottom.
--Maureen Dowd
No, the Grand Canyon has a bottom.
I wish Trump were just deranged,
and not a deranged 3-year-old.
and not a deranged 3-year-old.
February 8, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I wish Trump were just deranged,
and not a deranged 3-year-old.
and not a deranged 3-year-old.
ICE at the Olympics? The Italians will send them home in water bottles.
February 8, 2026 at 1:14 PM
ICE at the Olympics? The Italians will send them home in water bottles.
Trump doesn't lie because it's in his interest. He lies because it's his nature.
February 6, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Trump doesn't lie because it's in his interest. He lies because it's his nature.
'A man has got to have tail.'
--John Updike
Yes, don't Bill Gates and trump and Epstein know it. Why don't these nerds and crooks go to Thailand, and get laid fifty times a week? That might cure them.
--John Updike
Yes, don't Bill Gates and trump and Epstein know it. Why don't these nerds and crooks go to Thailand, and get laid fifty times a week? That might cure them.
February 6, 2026 at 2:04 PM
'A man has got to have tail.'
--John Updike
Yes, don't Bill Gates and trump and Epstein know it. Why don't these nerds and crooks go to Thailand, and get laid fifty times a week? That might cure them.
--John Updike
Yes, don't Bill Gates and trump and Epstein know it. Why don't these nerds and crooks go to Thailand, and get laid fifty times a week? That might cure them.
Trump could always clear a room with his lies and stupidity and 5th-grade English.
Now he's using his a-hole! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Now he's using his a-hole! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
February 6, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Trump could always clear a room with his lies and stupidity and 5th-grade English.
Now he's using his a-hole! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Now he's using his a-hole! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Xi Jinping turning into Joe Stalin.
Congratulations on your shit leadership, old boy.
Congratulations on your shit leadership, old boy.
February 5, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Xi Jinping turning into Joe Stalin.
Congratulations on your shit leadership, old boy.
Congratulations on your shit leadership, old boy.