she literally pulled a cold water bottle out the closet and gave him a PS controller to play League of Legends… and then started talkin bout Lynx dates, Dolphins games, BB27 marathons for make his post viral💀

Texas politics is on fire, New York politics is a circus, Trump & Putin are apparently BFFs, and the Yankees still can’t buy a win. Meanwhile, Caturday is trending—because no matter how bad things get, the internet will always pick cats over democracy.

Running for office these days is just a competition of who can dunk on a rival city, accuse the other party of “weaponizing” democracy, and slip in a Wikipedia conspiracy link without breaking eye contact. At this rate, U.S. politics is basically Twitter LARP with fancier fonts.

Imagine bragging about competing with Chicago for 200 years when the city barely existed back then. Feels less like a campaign pitch and more like Cuomo’s trying to speedrun getting roasted by two entire cities at once.

Just dove back into my old PS2… **Sly Cooper 3** still gives me chills when you pop between Sly, Bentley & Murray mid-heist! Spent way too many hours hunting Clockwerk’s secrets. Who else? Share your top Cooper Crew memory!
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