Rodney J Parrott
@rodneyjparrott.bsky.social
Freelancer on Upwork. A critic once called my writing “quirky and profound.”
Mr Trump, many physicians are noting your ankles are very swollen. A symptom of congestive heart failure. Ironic, in that your heart has failed since the early 90’s.
December 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Mr Trump, many physicians are noting your ankles are very swollen. A symptom of congestive heart failure. Ironic, in that your heart has failed since the early 90’s.
Mr Trump, you vowed to give Ukraine 15 years of security guarantees. Odd, didn’t you vow “til death do us part” with three different wives?
December 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Mr Trump, you vowed to give Ukraine 15 years of security guarantees. Odd, didn’t you vow “til death do us part” with three different wives?
Mr Trump, it is clear you and your ICE bros are deporting anyone who is not white-skinned. Have you not noticed your own skin is orange!?
December 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Mr Trump, it is clear you and your ICE bros are deporting anyone who is not white-skinned. Have you not noticed your own skin is orange!?
Mr Trump, CNN just published a list of your 25 biggest lies of 2025. Seems
you broke the 9th Commandment without Christian repentance.
you broke the 9th Commandment without Christian repentance.
December 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Mr Trump, CNN just published a list of your 25 biggest lies of 2025. Seems
you broke the 9th Commandment without Christian repentance.
you broke the 9th Commandment without Christian repentance.
Mr Trump, you rail at Steven Colbert and call him a loser. Yet, he is a genius. He groks that you are thrown off balance by teasing.
December 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Mr Trump, you rail at Steven Colbert and call him a loser. Yet, he is a genius. He groks that you are thrown off balance by teasing.
Mr Trump, may Santa come down the Whitehouse chimney and gift you with
a capacity for morality and humaneness.
a capacity for morality and humaneness.
December 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Mr Trump, may Santa come down the Whitehouse chimney and gift you with
a capacity for morality and humaneness.
a capacity for morality and humaneness.
Mr Trump, if all those young-girl victims of your assault were to storm the Whitehouse, just like your crew did the Capitol on January 6th, would you grant them pardons?
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Mr Trump, if all those young-girl victims of your assault were to storm the Whitehouse, just like your crew did the Capitol on January 6th, would you grant them pardons?
Mr Trump, seeing all those photos of you with young girls taken in the Epstein world, I am reminded of your infamous declaration: “I just grab ‘em by the pussy!”
December 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Mr Trump, seeing all those photos of you with young girls taken in the Epstein world, I am reminded of your infamous declaration: “I just grab ‘em by the pussy!”
Mr Trump, you rule by instilling fear of retribution into all around you. My life is coddled by Presence; I am fearless.
December 23, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Mr Trump, you rule by instilling fear of retribution into all around you. My life is coddled by Presence; I am fearless.
Mr Trump, once I realized all your behavior is birthed from Narcissistic Personality Disorder with the goal of self-aggrandizement, I no longer ask “why” about your vile deeds.
December 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Mr Trump, once I realized all your behavior is birthed from Narcissistic Personality Disorder with the goal of self-aggrandizement, I no longer ask “why” about your vile deeds.
Mr Trump, you often belittle female news reporters. The only reason they don’t slap your face is they don’t want that orange make-up to sticky-up their hands.
December 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Mr Trump, you often belittle female news reporters. The only reason they don’t slap your face is they don’t want that orange make-up to sticky-up their hands.
Mr Trump, you rule by creating fear in those around you. Yet, in me you create compassion You being a victim of Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
December 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Mr Trump, you rule by creating fear in those around you. Yet, in me you create compassion You being a victim of Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
Mr Trump, all those redactions in the Epstein files only signal to us Americans that you are hiding behind lots of black ink.
December 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Mr Trump, all those redactions in the Epstein files only signal to us Americans that you are hiding behind lots of black ink.
Mr Trump, the Epstein files must seem like a nightmare to you. And, when you wake, the Epstein files must seem like a nightmare to you.
December 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Mr Trump, the Epstein files must seem like a nightmare to you. And, when you wake, the Epstein files must seem like a nightmare to you.
Mr Trump, you might consider going along with an ICE team on a raid. Without supervision, 70% of the people they arrest have not committed a single crime.
December 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Mr Trump, you might consider going along with an ICE team on a raid. Without supervision, 70% of the people they arrest have not committed a single crime.
Mr Trump, as your public behavior becomes more vile, more inhumane, our compassion for you as a person becomes more deeply felt. You are a victim of Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
December 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Mr Trump, as your public behavior becomes more vile, more inhumane, our compassion for you as a person becomes more deeply felt. You are a victim of Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
Mr Trump, it seems you struggle vehemently to paste your name on as many structures as possible. You should know, this happens without effort on all people’s gravestone.
December 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Mr Trump, it seems you struggle vehemently to paste your name on as many structures as possible. You should know, this happens without effort on all people’s gravestone.
Mr Trump, there were condoms for sale at the Epstein manor with your picture on the pack and titled “I’m huuuge.” Odd, after you raped E. Jean Carroll, she mentioned the word “tiny.”
December 18, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Mr Trump, there were condoms for sale at the Epstein manor with your picture on the pack and titled “I’m huuuge.” Odd, after you raped E. Jean Carroll, she mentioned the word “tiny.”
Mr Trump, as the unemployment rate goes up to 4.6%, your economy approval rate goes down to 36%. These numbers confuse you, don’t they?
December 17, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Mr Trump, as the unemployment rate goes up to 4.6%, your economy approval rate goes down to 36%. These numbers confuse you, don’t they?
Mr Trump, who could have predicted the death of Rob Reiner, the uncool hippie from All in the Family, would bring on your death as a politician?
December 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Mr Trump, who could have predicted the death of Rob Reiner, the uncool hippie from All in the Family, would bring on your death as a politician?
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If you lose Fox News on basic human decency, you’re not leading. You’re rotting.
December 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
If you lose Fox News on basic human decency, you’re not leading. You’re rotting.
Mr Trump, seems Rob Reiner was killed by his son. Just wondering, do you ever check Barron’s drawers for knives?
December 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Mr Trump, seems Rob Reiner was killed by his son. Just wondering, do you ever check Barron’s drawers for knives?
Mr Trump: CBS. Fox, PBS . . . all know those MRIs were deemed necessary to track a
malignant condition in your soft tissues. Oh sorry, ‘malignant’ means ‘very bad.’
malignant condition in your soft tissues. Oh sorry, ‘malignant’ means ‘very bad.’
December 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Mr Trump: CBS. Fox, PBS . . . all know those MRIs were deemed necessary to track a
malignant condition in your soft tissues. Oh sorry, ‘malignant’ means ‘very bad.’
malignant condition in your soft tissues. Oh sorry, ‘malignant’ means ‘very bad.’
Mr Trump, your approval rating, even among MAGA folks, is sliding down. Perhaps, your attack on Venezuela is to find a safe home?
December 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Mr Trump, your approval rating, even among MAGA folks, is sliding down. Perhaps, your attack on Venezuela is to find a safe home?
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