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@rodimustheprime.bsky.social
Hot Commander of Team Athenia!!!!
Here just to vibe and have FUN!

https://rodimustheprime.straw.page/
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Eeeeeeeey!! I finally joined in on all this hype for this human thing!
Name's Rodimus and it's nice to be here on earth!
Wine
Vodka
Homosex

2026 HERE I COME 🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥🔥🔥
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

STRIKA MARRIED A HEROOOOOOOOOO
𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄!

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐂 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐘 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐀𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐘𝐋𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄.

𝐂𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆:
𝐋𝐔𝐆𝐍𝐔𝐓.

𝐇𝐄, 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐘𝐋𝐄, 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 (𝐧𝐨𝐭) 𝐁𝐄 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐃!
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I gave birth while high and drunk last night. AND I FOUND A BLOB?!?!!?!?!?!

THIS IS SO STUPID 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
November 23, 2025 at 2:10 PM
OK guys.
I was away getting high and drunk with friends...

YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO ME.
November 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
[Packing up a lot of booze, Rodimus transformed and is driving towards the coordinates. Should he have given the Con's coordinates to someone? Probably. Why didn't he do it? Simple! Getting high and drunk was his priority.

He spend most of his days locked inside of his room with no contact to
November 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I was out drinking and then grandpa over here was having a moment?!?!?!?!?!?!?
November 22, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Is Ratchet OK???? WHAT IN THE PITS HAPPENED????
November 22, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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@rodimustheprime.bsky.social

I think he counts, hes the only one that seems knows how to have fun on the opposite side. Also totally vibe with his paint job, pretty.
November 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I think this would be mine!!!!
November 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I fell asleep....
I'm gonna read this fuck ass book!!!!!
November 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I think my third optic has opened.

You think I can drink human high-grade like Vodka or Whiskey????
Theres this organic food call a Hamburger... Can i crave a food I cant consume?
November 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I'm gonna read this fuck ass book!!!!!
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Why do books have like 200ish+ pages???? I barely get through one....
November 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Good morning/evening/day/night everyone!

‼️BLOCK ULTRA/PHARMA/ANDY AND SWINDLE/DRIFT/VEGA ‼️

MORE INFORMATION IN THE COMMENTS! But we are dealing with MANIPULATION, SEXUAL HARASSMENT and being a overall BITCH.
November 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
[OOC]

Going forward, I will retcon that Rodimus was the son of Pharma completely, as I am absolutely not comfortable with that lore on him anymore.

Rodi is still a Destron / Warframe, but his creator will be someone else or I will cook up something completely new.
November 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
MY OTHER ME GAINED SELF-AWARENESS AND THE FIRST AND ONLY THING HE DID WAS WRITE PUSSY

MY MAN MY MAN
November 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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u stink bro
November 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Dear period cramps. LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!! Sorry you had to see that ladies... I just get so passionate about feminism.
November 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT ANYTHING

I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED ON THE OTHER SIDE
November 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I wanna take this Bot with us back to our universe
November 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Pussy
November 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I got self-awareness and I can post so much slag until the original owner comes back.....
November 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM