Rodent Czar
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Rodent Czar
@rodentczar.bsky.social
🐀 Rats should be nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize! They are used in many countries to detect explosive land mines, saving many lives. Fact check : True. 🐀
September 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Rodents have always had free speech! They have agreed to not chew signs that advocate for it!
They support JFK ! (Jimmy F’n Kimmel) 🐭 While the FCC is acting out of order they can at least outlaw those sticky pads that target our brethren 🐭🐹🐁🐀
September 19, 2025 at 12:47 PM
WAR ON RATS!
“You got to be kidding “ said RC.
NYC is expanding street containers to keep garbage off the sidewalks and reducing the food supply for neighborhood rats🐀🐀
September 17, 2025 at 2:13 PM
My rodent 🐭 friends like poutine (French fries 🍟 with cheese curds) more than Putin 🦨. Trump doesn’t know the difference! WTF🐀
August 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
🐀There are no rats named Epstein,
are you surprised?
July 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
CRAZY MICE!🐭
Scientists at Emory University have reported in the journal Nature that old mice given psilocybin ( active ingredient in magic mushrooms) extended the life of aged (old mice).
They’re doing tests on human cells to see what happens.
LONG LIVE MICKEY MOUSE!
July 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Three Blind Mice see how they run! Much like the trumpers…
July 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Take cover my rodent friends.
On the eve of July 4th the fireworks 🧨 are starting 🔥🧨
BANG! BOOM! KABOOM!
Prairie dogs have the right idea!
July 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
🦟🐍🦁🐘🐝
Most dangerous animal on the planet. You probablya picked sharks,snakes,lions, etc. WRONG!!! Number one is the mosquito, humans are number two. Rodents are not even listed
in the top 20! At the Global meeting Rodents discussed a safe place before they get “obliterated “ 💣💣💣☄️☄️🔥trump, HELP!
June 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Role Model for All
We need people like Capybara!
Fact Check: TRUE
June 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Many of my favorite rodents 🐹
are celebrating “Leon Day”?
That is the halfway mark until Christmas.🎅 Leon spelled backwards is Noel! It’s time to ring your bells jingle🔔🔕
June 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Tartrazine (FD&C yellow #5) used on Cheetos & Doritos. When mixed with water can make the skin transparent. Fact Check: TRUE, Journal of Science. That may explain why we can see what trump, president Cheeto, is full of,💩💩💩💩
June 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
ICE has a job do, Immigration and Customs Enforcement, but not with a “twist.”The best use of ice is in a glass with scotch and a twist ( of lemon). Fact check poll of neighborhood rodents agree. Fact check: TRUE🥃🐁
June 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
No Kings peaceful protests throughout our country. Happy birthday to the Army! Below is a picture or the “fauxk king” 💩
June 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
It’s Friday the 13th! You ask what does that mean to rodents? Absolutely nothing! They don’t get hung up on superstitions and just go about their day and don’t want to see a black cat 🐈‍⬛ either ! Have a good day!
June 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
While there is lots of ICE in LA, it’s not the kind that keeps people cool🧊🍦😎! That fact has been documented!
June 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
According to science.org studied many cities over 2 decades & found “rats” have grown the most in Washington D.C. 3x greater than Boston & New York! It doesn’t surprise anyone considering all the garbage trump et al. spew! These are human “rats” not our friends🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀
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June 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The Global Summit of Rodents has declared there will be no Travel Ban like trump proposed on certain countries! We don’t want them here! Rats,mice and others say if you can get here ( Trains, Planes and Automobiles)! you can stay and be welcomed. 🐀🐭🚂✈️🚙
June 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Rodents didn’t use AI like RFKJr
to use phoney studies on human health in his MAHA report. The rodents used RI , real intelligence to see how wrong he was. They still fear he will eat them like roadkill.
MRMG , make rodents more great!🐹👍
June 3, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Like many Buddhists, if you do good you go to a higher level after “death.” So it seems to follow according to Rodent Czar only very good people get to be rodents, karma.❤️🐭🐀🐹🐁🦫🐿️ It’s not hard to be nice!
Try it out!
June 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Cats are rejoicing, yesterday was Caturday and were given some of their favorite treats,
Mice Crispiest! Fact Check: True
June 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
TACO, “trump always chickens out” so say the Wall Street types. 🐓 Nobody is surprised!🙀 Rodents are brave and are aware of the traps 🪤 that are out there🐀
May 29, 2025 at 1:27 PM
The rodents got together and used their droppings to send a message,(get rid of). If Comey can do it with shells RC can do it with poop🐀
May 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Rodents declare war on the United States after seeing the movie “The Mouse That Roared” ( go to Wickapedia for the plot). The mice surrender knowing the U.S. will help rebuild a defeated nation. Not now with trump.
May 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Guinea Pigs are used in experiments by scientists. trump is doing things never done before in the US. Rodent Czar and the GP lobby are urging the US citizens saying “don’t be a Guinea pig”,trump is a “mad evil scientist .” Dump trump! 🗑️ Fact Check: true
May 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM