The Prince of Rats, Immortal
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Some kind of moron
Like sure, red flags across the board but at the very least i wholeheartedly believe that Lucian helping Feyre during her trials Under The Mountain was in no small part at tamlin's request. I think he was doing everything he could with Amarantha breathing down his neck and itching to wreck his shit
I need to reread acotar because i feel like i read a different version to everybody else where tamlin was actually a sort if alright dude and its made reading acomaf incredibly difficult because i simply Do Not Recognise this rotisserie shithead
August 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Like sure, red flags across the board but at the very least i wholeheartedly believe that Lucian helping Feyre during her trials Under The Mountain was in no small part at tamlin's request. I think he was doing everything he could with Amarantha breathing down his neck and itching to wreck his shit
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I need to reread acotar because i feel like i read a different version to everybody else where tamlin was actually a sort if alright dude and its made reading acomaf incredibly difficult because i simply Do Not Recognise this rotisserie shithead
August 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I need to reread acotar because i feel like i read a different version to everybody else where tamlin was actually a sort if alright dude and its made reading acomaf incredibly difficult because i simply Do Not Recognise this rotisserie shithead
I need to reread acotar because i feel like i read a different version to everybody else where tamlin was actually a sort if alright dude and its made reading acomaf incredibly difficult because i simply Do Not Recognise this rotisserie shithead
August 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I need to reread acotar because i feel like i read a different version to everybody else where tamlin was actually a sort if alright dude and its made reading acomaf incredibly difficult because i simply Do Not Recognise this rotisserie shithead
SPEAKING OF THE BOOK IM CHEATING ON ACOMAF WITH -- i think its a little excessive that the characters need to communicate to each other and the reader that the producer might be a creep when the setting of the first act is a yacht consisting of him, a skeleton staff and 6 underage girls?
June 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
SPEAKING OF THE BOOK IM CHEATING ON ACOMAF WITH -- i think its a little excessive that the characters need to communicate to each other and the reader that the producer might be a creep when the setting of the first act is a yacht consisting of him, a skeleton staff and 6 underage girls?
For the 0 of you wondering when ill continue acomaf: me too honestly. i think itll fall into the same pit i dropped bridgerton and dao into: i like it but i reach a point where i just put it down and cant pick it back up, redoing it several times to no avail in the process
June 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
For the 0 of you wondering when ill continue acomaf: me too honestly. i think itll fall into the same pit i dropped bridgerton and dao into: i like it but i reach a point where i just put it down and cant pick it back up, redoing it several times to no avail in the process
Imagine getting stuck in a love triangle when mor is right fucking there cmon theres no competition rhys knows it and hes scared to let her get close to feyre for fear of her seeing it too
I wouldnt be too shocked if i walk into a dymocks someday and find out the author recycled the names of velaris' markets for future book titles
Torpedo, standing in the ruins of his last outburst: lets just forget today happened. Lets just move on from this.
April 14, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Imagine getting stuck in a love triangle when mor is right fucking there cmon theres no competition rhys knows it and hes scared to let her get close to feyre for fear of her seeing it too
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I wouldnt be too shocked if i walk into a dymocks someday and find out the author recycled the names of velaris' markets for future book titles
Torpedo, standing in the ruins of his last outburst: lets just forget today happened. Lets just move on from this.
The fuck you mean a high lord couldnt catch a suriel? Im inclined to believe its because he just wasnt prepared to stoop to guerrilla/looney toons warfare, you can't really manipulate what you can't catch
April 14, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I wouldnt be too shocked if i walk into a dymocks someday and find out the author recycled the names of velaris' markets for future book titles
I wouldnt be too shocked if i walk into a dymocks someday and find out the author recycled the names of velaris' markets for future book titles
Torpedo, standing in the ruins of his last outburst: lets just forget today happened. Lets just move on from this.
The fuck you mean a high lord couldnt catch a suriel? Im inclined to believe its because he just wasnt prepared to stoop to guerrilla/looney toons warfare, you can't really manipulate what you can't catch
April 14, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I wouldnt be too shocked if i walk into a dymocks someday and find out the author recycled the names of velaris' markets for future book titles
Torpedo, standing in the ruins of his last outburst: lets just forget today happened. Lets just move on from this.
The fuck you mean a high lord couldnt catch a suriel? Im inclined to believe its because he just wasnt prepared to stoop to guerrilla/looney toons warfare, you can't really manipulate what you can't catch
How confidently she cries "but my boyfwen never said anything about war!" as if withholding information isnt terebithia's favourite couples activity
April 14, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Torpedo, standing in the ruins of his last outburst: lets just forget today happened. Lets just move on from this.
Am i supposed to be endeared by the fact tabby spent the better part of feyre's absence clawing at the wallpaper and ruining furniture? Also whys he carrying on about how she doesnt need to train to protect herself because he'll guard her from any danger. The same way he guarded her from amarantha??
The fuck you mean a high lord couldnt catch a suriel? Im inclined to believe its because he just wasnt prepared to stoop to guerrilla/looney toons warfare, you can't really manipulate what you can't catch
How confidently she cries "but my boyfwen never said anything about war!" as if withholding information isnt terebithia's favourite couples activity
April 14, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Am i supposed to be endeared by the fact tabby spent the better part of feyre's absence clawing at the wallpaper and ruining furniture? Also whys he carrying on about how she doesnt need to train to protect herself because he'll guard her from any danger. The same way he guarded her from amarantha??
The fuck you mean a high lord couldnt catch a suriel? Im inclined to believe its because he just wasnt prepared to stoop to guerrilla/looney toons warfare, you can't really manipulate what you can't catch
How confidently she cries "but my boyfwen never said anything about war!" as if withholding information isnt terebithia's favourite couples activity
Did she already forget WHY amarantha was cozying up in prythian??
April 14, 2025 at 7:53 AM
The fuck you mean a high lord couldnt catch a suriel? Im inclined to believe its because he just wasnt prepared to stoop to guerrilla/looney toons warfare, you can't really manipulate what you can't catch
How confidently she cries "but my boyfwen never said anything about war!" as if withholding information isnt terebithia's favourite couples activity
Did she already forget WHY amarantha was cozying up in prythian??
I like that feyres complaining about the bargain she made with rhys as if she didnt make a point to remind him of it last time they saw each other
April 14, 2025 at 7:44 AM
How confidently she cries "but my boyfwen never said anything about war!" as if withholding information isnt terebithia's favourite couples activity
Did she already forget WHY amarantha was cozying up in prythian??
I like that feyres complaining about the bargain she made with rhys as if she didnt make a point to remind him of it last time they saw each other
Im sorry to come back to twilight, but i will take back every critique i have ever given or will ever have about this series, booktok darlings and romantasy as a genre if SJM gives feyre and mor what Smeyer was too scared/mormon to give bella and alice. Please. Please.
April 14, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Did she already forget WHY amarantha was cozying up in prythian??
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I like that feyres complaining about the bargain she made with rhys as if she didnt make a point to remind him of it last time they saw each other
Im sorry to come back to twilight, but i will take back every critique i have ever given or will ever have about this series, booktok darlings and romantasy as a genre if SJM gives feyre and mor what Smeyer was too scared/mormon to give bella and alice. Please. Please.
Off topic ive unfortunately been cursed forever every time i read 'hello, hello' to immediately default to wælçòmė to mŷ čævẽ. Im very sorry magic morrigan you dont deserve this treatment
April 14, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I like that feyres complaining about the bargain she made with rhys as if she didnt make a point to remind him of it last time they saw each other
I like that feyres complaining about the bargain she made with rhys as if she didnt make a point to remind him of it last time they saw each other
Im sorry to come back to twilight, but i will take back every critique i have ever given or will ever have about this series, booktok darlings and romantasy as a genre if SJM gives feyre and mor what Smeyer was too scared/mormon to give bella and alice. Please. Please.
Off topic ive unfortunately been cursed forever every time i read 'hello, hello' to immediately default to wælçòmė to mŷ čævẽ. Im very sorry magic morrigan you dont deserve this treatment
April 14, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I like that feyres complaining about the bargain she made with rhys as if she didnt make a point to remind him of it last time they saw each other
Im sorry to come back to twilight, but i will take back every critique i have ever given or will ever have about this series, booktok darlings and romantasy as a genre if SJM gives feyre and mor what Smeyer was too scared/mormon to give bella and alice. Please. Please.
Off topic ive unfortunately been cursed forever every time i read 'hello, hello' to immediately default to wælçòmė to mŷ čævẽ. Im very sorry magic morrigan you dont deserve this treatment
Im noticing a formula, the patterns are emerging
April 14, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Im sorry to come back to twilight, but i will take back every critique i have ever given or will ever have about this series, booktok darlings and romantasy as a genre if SJM gives feyre and mor what Smeyer was too scared/mormon to give bella and alice. Please. Please.
Off topic ive unfortunately been cursed forever every time i read 'hello, hello' to immediately default to wælçòmė to mŷ čævẽ. Im very sorry magic morrigan you dont deserve this treatment
Im noticing a formula, the patterns are emerging
"My illiteracy is a major point of insecurity to me and has caused me a great deal of suffering at the hands of my enemies"
"Okay then ill teach you how to read"
"No, piss off"
"Okay then ill teach you how to read"
"No, piss off"
April 14, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Off topic ive unfortunately been cursed forever every time i read 'hello, hello' to immediately default to wælçòmė to mŷ čævẽ. Im very sorry magic morrigan you dont deserve this treatment
Im noticing a formula, the patterns are emerging
"My illiteracy is a major point of insecurity to me and has caused me a great deal of suffering at the hands of my enemies"
"Okay then ill teach you how to read"
"No, piss off"
"Okay then ill teach you how to read"
"No, piss off"
"Why it so warm in here when its winter outside?"
"Magic"
"No shit but why"
"Because its fucking winter out there"
"Magic"
"No shit but why"
"Because its fucking winter out there"
April 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Im noticing a formula, the patterns are emerging
"My illiteracy is a major point of insecurity to me and has caused me a great deal of suffering at the hands of my enemies"
"Okay then ill teach you how to read"
"No, piss off"
"Okay then ill teach you how to read"
"No, piss off"
"Why it so warm in here when its winter outside?"
"Magic"
"No shit but why"
"Because its fucking winter out there"
"Magic"
"No shit but why"
"Because its fucking winter out there"
So like, the conflict so far is that feyre and turntable rushed into a marriage neither of them are ready for despite the fact it seems against how both of them would want to go about something like this and i havent sorted out my feelings about that yet
April 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
"My illiteracy is a major point of insecurity to me and has caused me a great deal of suffering at the hands of my enemies"
"Okay then ill teach you how to read"
"No, piss off"
"Okay then ill teach you how to read"
"No, piss off"
"Why it so warm in here when its winter outside?"
"Magic"
"No shit but why"
"Because its fucking winter out there"
"Magic"
"No shit but why"
"Because its fucking winter out there"
So like, the conflict so far is that feyre and turntable rushed into a marriage neither of them are ready for despite the fact it seems against how both of them would want to go about something like this and i havent sorted out my feelings about that yet
So rhysand cant even switch his telepathic connection to feyre off? Hes just stuck watching her throw up in the middle of the night and have panic attacks and fuck her lame ass boyfriend forever? At least now we know who the real victim of this story is
April 14, 2025 at 4:21 AM
"Why it so warm in here when its winter outside?"
"Magic"
"No shit but why"
"Because its fucking winter out there"
"Magic"
"No shit but why"
"Because its fucking winter out there"
So like, the conflict so far is that feyre and turntable rushed into a marriage neither of them are ready for despite the fact it seems against how both of them would want to go about something like this and i havent sorted out my feelings about that yet
So rhysand cant even switch his telepathic connection to feyre off? Hes just stuck watching her throw up in the middle of the night and have panic attacks and fuck her lame ass boyfriend forever? At least now we know who the real victim of this story is
DRAMA QUEEEEN LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
April 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
So like, the conflict so far is that feyre and turntable rushed into a marriage neither of them are ready for despite the fact it seems against how both of them would want to go about something like this and i havent sorted out my feelings about that yet
So rhysand cant even switch his telepathic connection to feyre off? Hes just stuck watching her throw up in the middle of the night and have panic attacks and fuck her lame ass boyfriend forever? At least now we know who the real victim of this story is
DRAMA QUEEEEN LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
God please tell me that rhysand is gunna decide to start taking his monthly custody of feyre on her wedding day please itll be so fucking funny
April 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
So rhysand cant even switch his telepathic connection to feyre off? Hes just stuck watching her throw up in the middle of the night and have panic attacks and fuck her lame ass boyfriend forever? At least now we know who the real victim of this story is
DRAMA QUEEEEN LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
God please tell me that rhysand is gunna decide to start taking his monthly custody of feyre on her wedding day please itll be so fucking funny
I think i need somebody to explain the logic that Feyre wearing anything but pretty dresses can be considered a sign of total societal collapse and impending war, but open carrying her obscene collection of knives is just a fashion statement as if i was born yesterday
April 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
DRAMA QUEEEEN LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Amarantha when she forgets to feed her ant farm full of prisoners for 6 months
April 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Amarantha when she forgets to feed her ant farm full of prisoners for 6 months
You know what the first book was missing? Faerie taxes.
God please tell me that rhysand is gunna decide to start taking his monthly custody of feyre on her wedding day please itll be so fucking funny
I think i need somebody to explain the logic that Feyre wearing anything but pretty dresses can be considered a sign of total societal collapse and impending war, but open carrying her obscene collection of knives is just a fashion statement as if i was born yesterday
April 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
You know what the first book was missing? Faerie taxes.