Good morning except Donald Trump isn't in hell yet so bad morning

You know, pussy is pretty good

It's illegal to wear clothes in a hotel room, right?

The more cardio I do, the hornier I get

Doing that thing where I text her because I've been spending the last hour thinking about being inside her but then getting lost in conversation about transit planning and nerds make me cum is what I'm saying

Maybe if I just think about cumming long enough it'll happen without me doing anything about it...

@thecolfax.bsky.social I feel like you and I have something in common

big fan of age gap ships in which the older one is devoured by guilt but just can’t help themselves because the other’s so soft and sweet and fucking tempting… trying not to look at them not to do something they’d regret but it’s so hard when lust makes them dizzy with need…

You ever have dinner with like 6 other bisexuals and none of you are out to each other but like... You all know...

I'm a dude. Harmless but anonymous. This account is for when I feel vulnerable.