It's been "two weeks" for almost 9 years, so "soon" could be anytime between now and the heat death of the universe
December 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
It's been "two weeks" for almost 9 years, so "soon" could be anytime between now and the heat death of the universe
And with the current makeup of the Supreme Court... nobody is stopping him anytime soon
December 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
And with the current makeup of the Supreme Court... nobody is stopping him anytime soon
There's probably nothing in this order to require the car companies to comply, is there? They could just as easily leave the price where it is and increase their profit margin.
December 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
There's probably nothing in this order to require the car companies to comply, is there? They could just as easily leave the price where it is and increase their profit margin.
Flattery, favors... and crypto
December 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Flattery, favors... and crypto
It took us several years to recover from the Brownback Era. Good luck, neighbor!
December 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
It took us several years to recover from the Brownback Era. Good luck, neighbor!
"Your warranty is expiring!"
November 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
"Your warranty is expiring!"
Hey Lauren: Republicans nearly voted unanimously... Democrats *did* vote unanimously
November 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Hey Lauren: Republicans nearly voted unanimously... Democrats *did* vote unanimously
He wanted to use GrubHub's numbers, but they were way too good - he figured nobody would believe them
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
He wanted to use GrubHub's numbers, but they were way too good - he figured nobody would believe them
"This is going to delay lunch, isn't it?"
November 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
"This is going to delay lunch, isn't it?"
Darby O'Gill and the Little People - when the death coach came down out of the sky...
November 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Darby O'Gill and the Little People - when the death coach came down out of the sky...
The federal minimum wage is below the poverty line - *that's* the disaster!
November 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The federal minimum wage is below the poverty line - *that's* the disaster!
Madness takes its toll...
October 31, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Madness takes its toll...
“Hope they finish eventually. I’ve got a tour to plan!”
October 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
“Hope they finish eventually. I’ve got a tour to plan!”
Andy Ogles (I think) proposed a law change that would allow someone who had not served two *consecutive* terms, to be able to run for president again. That would allow Trump, but exclude Obama. If he's serious about running in 2028, they'll find a way to allow it without letting Obama run.
October 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Andy Ogles (I think) proposed a law change that would allow someone who had not served two *consecutive* terms, to be able to run for president again. That would allow Trump, but exclude Obama. If he's serious about running in 2028, they'll find a way to allow it without letting Obama run.
Didn't he famously fund-raise to pay these legal fees in the first place? Does that mean he'll be giving out refunds to anyone who contributed?
October 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Didn't he famously fund-raise to pay these legal fees in the first place? Does that mean he'll be giving out refunds to anyone who contributed?
Wedging a folded piece of carboard into the player so the 8-track would play properly... the struggle was real!
October 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Wedging a folded piece of carboard into the player so the 8-track would play properly... the struggle was real!
If only she was in a position to try and do something about it...
October 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
If only she was in a position to try and do something about it...
"For reference: there are 347 million citizens in the US." Well... there *were* 347 million...
September 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
"For reference: there are 347 million citizens in the US." Well... there *were* 347 million...
Way to go, Cap!!
September 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Way to go, Cap!!
Has he blamed it on AI yet? That seems to be his go-to these days
September 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Has he blamed it on AI yet? That seems to be his go-to these days
Depending on size, it could be a curling iron or blow dryer holder
September 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Depending on size, it could be a curling iron or blow dryer holder