Comedians have a lot in common with children.

We question the world around us, we have a distaste for authority, and we’ve been fucked by the president.

Wait so a POLITICAL OPINION ripped through KIRK'S neck?

I thought it a bullet from a gun. Imagine my surprise... Hell, imagine Charlie's!

I've had enough

Everyone reading this would seriously maim their significant other for nothing more than a lunch date on a Tuesday with TRISH STRATUS

Don't fucking lie

Fight the real evil

Christians who voted for Trump, might still have faith in Christ, but Christ lost faith in them a long time ago.

The difference is when NANCY REAGAN did this she was a THROAT GOAT.

Donald Trump just sucks dick

WHEN Bezos turns over my Amazon shopping history over to Elon I'm at fucking fired 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Post surgery stuff is going better than expected. I had bicep tendon reattachment surgery about a month ago for an injury that happened in November.

Naturally I've lost a lot of muscle mass in my arm after being locked in position for 3 weeks+

The docs and therapists have been great!