thinking about all the quiet cousins who are about to accidentally break a glass at the holiday party

releasing my inhibitions, feeling the rain on my skin

(just figured out how to do an email emoji react)

you ever get the “what’s on the outside of this room” version of waking up from a nap?

We all just simultaneously switched to one space after a period and never talked about it!!!

everyone deserves a chance to fly! i just canceled a urology appointment so i could buy something on etsy.

HOW are they booking this cabin on a whim

sorry, watching the Rugrats Christmas special

I don’t want to look it up. I just want to continue wondering if the mother/daughter pairings on MTV’s “Date My Mom” were real mother/daughters.

Let’s get to know each other. This was my first existential crisis.

Why do I always lie about having seen The Princess Bride?