Rocky
@rockykerekes.bsky.social
Pizza provocateur, Coney connoisseur, Pro-wrestling otaku.
Made a 35 dollar Big Mac at work today.
September 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Made a 35 dollar Big Mac at work today.
There's a dude at the gym with a shirt on that says "No stain, no gain"
September 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
There's a dude at the gym with a shirt on that says "No stain, no gain"
I accidentally joined a fantasy football league. I have no fucking clue what I'm doing.
September 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I accidentally joined a fantasy football league. I have no fucking clue what I'm doing.
I have my 20 year high school reunion next month. I feel like I'll be the only one that moved and didn't start a family.
August 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I have my 20 year high school reunion next month. I feel like I'll be the only one that moved and didn't start a family.
After this Kenny V. Okada match...it's TAKESHITA's time to shine.
July 12, 2025 at 5:10 AM
After this Kenny V. Okada match...it's TAKESHITA's time to shine.
First full day with the new CMF PHONE 2 PRO. Thing is an absolute joy. Hitting the sheets with 72% battery! 🥹
July 2, 2025 at 7:31 AM
First full day with the new CMF PHONE 2 PRO. Thing is an absolute joy. Hitting the sheets with 72% battery! 🥹
My roommate has been rapping like B-Real for the past hour, he will just blurt out 3 words every 10 seconds because he doesn't know the songs.
May 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
My roommate has been rapping like B-Real for the past hour, he will just blurt out 3 words every 10 seconds because he doesn't know the songs.
THUNDERBOLTS AT THE IMAX!
May 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
THUNDERBOLTS AT THE IMAX!
I’m at the Huntridge Tavern and “Will Smith - Miami” just came on the juke. I’m absolutely embarrassed how heavy I’m vining rn.
May 4, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I’m at the Huntridge Tavern and “Will Smith - Miami” just came on the juke. I’m absolutely embarrassed how heavy I’m vining rn.
If John Cena (doesn’t) win WE RIOT.
April 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
If John Cena (doesn’t) win WE RIOT.
It's been 5 years and I still miss John Prine just as much as when he left us.
April 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
It's been 5 years and I still miss John Prine just as much as when he left us.
No disrespect to Montez Ford but this he is no Will Ospreay.
March 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
No disrespect to Montez Ford but this he is no Will Ospreay.
Reposted by Rocky
March 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I'm still on such a god damn Pro-wrestling high. #eliminationchamber #johncena
March 2, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I'm still on such a god damn Pro-wrestling high. #eliminationchamber #johncena
JOHN CENA HEEL TURN LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOD #WWEELIMINATIONCHAMBER
March 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
JOHN CENA HEEL TURN LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOD #WWEELIMINATIONCHAMBER
For the first time after breaking my foot I'm going to attempt to jump back in the squat rack.
March 1, 2025 at 1:41 AM
For the first time after breaking my foot I'm going to attempt to jump back in the squat rack.
They should make a Christmas Carol type movie but instead of Christmas past… it’s the ghosts of #JohnnyCash, #KrisKristofferson and #JohnPrine explaining to modern day republicans that being racist, cop loving war pigs AINT FUCKIN’ #COUNTRY.
February 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
They should make a Christmas Carol type movie but instead of Christmas past… it’s the ghosts of #JohnnyCash, #KrisKristofferson and #JohnPrine explaining to modern day republicans that being racist, cop loving war pigs AINT FUCKIN’ #COUNTRY.
I'm glad I got the "Pro-wrestling & trains" autism and not the N*zi autism.
January 23, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I'm glad I got the "Pro-wrestling & trains" autism and not the N*zi autism.
Man, I wish I was at Ford field for this game. LFG. #DetroitLions
January 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Man, I wish I was at Ford field for this game. LFG. #DetroitLions
Straight boos for Hulk Hogan. Go away you racist dinosaur.
January 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Straight boos for Hulk Hogan. Go away you racist dinosaur.