You really think kids will be able to read?

Don't fuck with a Canuck

You mean waist!

What a fucking thug

My wife has had full rounds of cancer treatments, 2 abdominal surgeries and is currently having retinal replacements. I've had shoulder surgery and a triple by-pass. We're not losing our house thanks to Canada's universal health care. It's not perfect but it's there when you need it.

Dough knot?

What a stupid wad

My neighbor would decorate her yard in all white lights. I would sneak over and replace just one bulb with a blue or red one. Drove her nuts.