Keith
@rocktheglobe.bsky.social
Father, husband, playlist-maker, all-around swell guy. Singer, driver, useless trivia repository.
Holy hell, the Pentagon had to figure out how to make sure Dear Leader's social media addiction wouldn't ruin an actual military operation.
June 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Holy hell, the Pentagon had to figure out how to make sure Dear Leader's social media addiction wouldn't ruin an actual military operation.
What an allegory for our times.
June 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
What an allegory for our times.
SPACEBALLS THE SNACK FOOD!!! (The kids love this one.)
May 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
SPACEBALLS THE SNACK FOOD!!! (The kids love this one.)
This is an Actual Thing.
May 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
This is an Actual Thing.
When are these stickers going to start appearing on store shelves?
April 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
When are these stickers going to start appearing on store shelves?
No… no, you’re not, especially not if you have to advertise it like that.
April 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
No… no, you’re not, especially not if you have to advertise it like that.
And yet, thousands and thousands of Americans are happily using the platform while our administration talks about TikTok.
January 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
And yet, thousands and thousands of Americans are happily using the platform while our administration talks about TikTok.
Jack Handey was ahead of his time.
January 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Jack Handey was ahead of his time.
Isn’t this just perfectly symbolic of what 2025 will bring…?
January 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Isn’t this just perfectly symbolic of what 2025 will bring…?
Happy Christmahanukwanzakuh to all.
December 18, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Happy Christmahanukwanzakuh to all.
It's not enough that I delete this email, I feel the need to find the server it came in on and set that on fire to cleanse it.
December 13, 2024 at 4:52 PM
It's not enough that I delete this email, I feel the need to find the server it came in on and set that on fire to cleanse it.
...and yet they want to dismantle the Department of Education. 🤦🏻♂️
November 22, 2024 at 7:39 PM
...and yet they want to dismantle the Department of Education. 🤦🏻♂️
If they ever remake "Escape from L.A.," I nominate Matt Gaetz to play the Surgeon General of Beverly Hills.
November 19, 2024 at 4:41 PM
If they ever remake "Escape from L.A.," I nominate Matt Gaetz to play the Surgeon General of Beverly Hills.
Two years ago, this sweet boy joined our family. I still can't tell who hit the bigger jackpot: him or us.
November 18, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Two years ago, this sweet boy joined our family. I still can't tell who hit the bigger jackpot: him or us.