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joy of missing out/fear of being included
keep your FOMO. i exclusively have both JOMO and FOBI
November 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
joy of missing out/fear of being included
keep your FOMO. i exclusively have both JOMO and FOBI
November 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
keep your FOMO. i exclusively have both JOMO and FOBI
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ohana means never having to say you're sorry
July 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
ohana means never having to say you're sorry
ZOMG I can't believe JD Vance killed the Pope just to get the heat off Pete Hegseth
April 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
ZOMG I can't believe JD Vance killed the Pope just to get the heat off Pete Hegseth
But if all the ladies leave their men at home, and all the fellas leave their girls with their friends, won't they just run into each other at the club anyway?
April 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
But if all the ladies leave their men at home, and all the fellas leave their girls with their friends, won't they just run into each other at the club anyway?
He just wondered aloud if Mr. Blobby is Uniqua's absent father. I'm crying from laughing. But I am cursed to laugh alone, unless anyone out there is also unnecessarily familiar with British and American children's TV shows from 1995 to 2005?? Or at least with both Mr. Blobby and the Backyardigans?.
A: Who's that terrifying British character that's like a hairless Gritty?
Me, confidently and with zero hesitation: Mr. Blobby?
A: Yes! He looks like a sphynx cat version of Grimace.
Ah, the absolutely horrifying and somehow universally beloved British cultural phenomenon that is Mr. Blobby.
Me, confidently and with zero hesitation: Mr. Blobby?
A: Yes! He looks like a sphynx cat version of Grimace.
Ah, the absolutely horrifying and somehow universally beloved British cultural phenomenon that is Mr. Blobby.
March 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
He just wondered aloud if Mr. Blobby is Uniqua's absent father. I'm crying from laughing. But I am cursed to laugh alone, unless anyone out there is also unnecessarily familiar with British and American children's TV shows from 1995 to 2005?? Or at least with both Mr. Blobby and the Backyardigans?.
A: Who's that terrifying British character that's like a hairless Gritty?
Me, confidently and with zero hesitation: Mr. Blobby?
A: Yes! He looks like a sphynx cat version of Grimace.
Ah, the absolutely horrifying and somehow universally beloved British cultural phenomenon that is Mr. Blobby.
Me, confidently and with zero hesitation: Mr. Blobby?
A: Yes! He looks like a sphynx cat version of Grimace.
Ah, the absolutely horrifying and somehow universally beloved British cultural phenomenon that is Mr. Blobby.
March 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
A: Who's that terrifying British character that's like a hairless Gritty?
Me, confidently and with zero hesitation: Mr. Blobby?
A: Yes! He looks like a sphynx cat version of Grimace.
Ah, the absolutely horrifying and somehow universally beloved British cultural phenomenon that is Mr. Blobby.
Me, confidently and with zero hesitation: Mr. Blobby?
A: Yes! He looks like a sphynx cat version of Grimace.
Ah, the absolutely horrifying and somehow universally beloved British cultural phenomenon that is Mr. Blobby.
My 17-year-old just informed me that I'm "Homer Simpson coded." I'm taking it as a compliment. (It was not meant as one.)
January 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
My 17-year-old just informed me that I'm "Homer Simpson coded." I'm taking it as a compliment. (It was not meant as one.)
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You're all welcome 😘
January 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
You're all welcome 😘
how is anyone anythinging anymore?
January 22, 2025 at 4:09 AM
how is anyone anythinging anymore?
Oh. I've got an account here and I didn't even realize. That tracks.
January 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Oh. I've got an account here and I didn't even realize. That tracks.