every day i miss tw*tter

also she is the live-in gf of one of the most senior devs at my company hitting on some software support bug boy. i think you’re concussed

also all these landlords/property managers keep calling without immediately providing the address for the place. you are not special, you are the 10th place i’ve messaged today, melissa

feeling a little extra grateful to have my other perfect (and violent) girl with me

i hope the perfect girl is having a good day today

follow up question: why do all of the not-gentrification apartments have the little closed in kitchens the size of a dog kennel and a sink that’s two inches deep????

ms. poopy butt