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rockshrimp.bsky.social
Willow
@rockshrimp.bsky.social
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Cynical idealist, unreliable narrator.
Half kvetching about people, half sports, half music, half pop culture, half politics, etc. not representative of any employer. #NYisBlue. Posting is a form of stimming. I swear a lot.
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Have I been under a rock or has there been zero coverage of this?
Photo of a note I got from the NY State tax authority attached to a check: “Governor Hochul and the New York State Legislature are providing you with this Inflation Refund as part of broader, ongoing efforts to help address the rising cost of living. Please keep this stub with your tax documents. For more information, visit ny.gov/inflationrefund.”
November 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Photo of a hand making a jerkoff motion with the caption “dismissive wanking gesture”
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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It hasn’t been 20 years that’s physically impossible.
Photo of the Penn Homecoming banner. Like some kind of weird normie with school spirit.
November 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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NYT headline from the 1902 Kosher Beef Strike WOMEN RESUME RIOTS AGAINST MEAT SHOPS Brooklyn Police Take Twenty-two Prisoners in Street Fight. LOWER EAST SIDE DISTURBED Business Places Attacked, Customers Assaulted, and Mgat Thrown Away in the Borough of the Bronx.
November 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Image of a hand making a jerking off motion with the caption “dismissive wanking gesture”
November 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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I don’t know whether to be proud or concerned she thought I, her 41 year old daughter, would know the name of the prosecutor from Perry Mason.
Text from my Mom: I saw a comment that Hamilton Burger had a better winning record than Pirro. I laughed out loud. Luckily I didn't have any milk in my mouth
November 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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No, *you’re* a complete sucker for weird brand extensions.
A thing Vlasic Dill Pickle corn puffs for some reason.
November 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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“such Braverism” image from wicked
November 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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An image of a hand making a jerkoff motion with the caption “dismissive wanking gesture”
November 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Screenshot of a skeet I made the day Adams endorsed Cuomo that reads: Quite frankly I don't care what people who don't live in New York City think about our mayoral election and that includes the NYPD, Andrew Cuomo, and Eric Adams. In a different font I have added “or Donald Trump”
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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🫡
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Don’t make me tap the sign
Screenshot of my skeet from when Eric Adams endorsed Cuomo. It reads: Quite frankly I don't care what people who don't live in New York City think about our mayoral election and that includes the NYPD, Andrew Cuomo, and Eric Adams. The words “or Donald Trump” have been added in a different font.
November 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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From the group chat this weekend:
Screenshot of a text saying “is a snickers between two halves of a Twix a sandwich?”
November 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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No way! Why should I change he’s the one who sucks meme from Office Space.
November 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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It’s November I thought jump scares were behind us.
A screen from My Lottery Dream home with a real estate agent named Martin Shkreli.
November 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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You know what?
Photo of the Bluesky muted words screen with me muting the word AI
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Also @tommysiegel.bsky.social the lighting guys deserves whatever a Pulitzer for lighting guys is.
Photo form the balcony of a jukebox the ghost show during Colorful with rainbow lights
November 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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That man has a PhD
@tommysiegel@bsky.social rocking the solo from we will rock you as Brian May
November 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Every time I look there are more of them.
Like a dozen people in Dalmatian costumes
November 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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4 panel comic. In the first panel a guy in a cross tie stands next to a guy in a pink triangle Tshirt. In the second panel cross tie guy starts whapping the other guy in the head with a stick In the third panel he keeps whipping the other guy with the stick. In the final panel the man in the pink triangle shirt says: would you stop that, please?” And the cross tie guy gasps “why… that’s ANTI CHRISTIAN BIGOTRY!”
November 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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So she’s judging him?
Picture of a hand making a jerkoff motion with the caption dismissive wanking gesture.
October 31, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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I think you might need to pack it in you’re not topping this.
Screenshot of an article from Matthew Gault: Andrew Cuomo Uses Al MPREG Schoolhouse Rock Bill to Attack Mamdani, Is Out of Ideas Uhh, is ChatGPT
October 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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A tuxedo cat sprawled in an empty bathtub. The bathtub has some grey/black markings on it from a bath bomb not because I am a giant slob. A tuxedo cat sprawled in an empty bathtub. The bathtub has some grey/black markings on it from a bath bomb not because I am a giant slob. A tuxedo cat sprawled in an empty bathtub. The bathtub has some grey/black markings on it from a bath bomb not because I am a giant slob.
October 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Chart with “some metric” on the Y axis and “Time” on the X axis measuring a red line labeled “bad thing” and a green line labeled “good thing” that reverse trajectories at a point in time labeled Ronald Reagan
October 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM