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Chris Rodriguez
@rockriguez.bsky.social
Agent Tulsi sitting next to the owner of TikTok… nah, nothing to see here.

#endoffreedom #resist #prepare
January 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I thought they said they weren’t doing P25? Literally everything is straight from P25…
January 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Hey Bro, you good? Heard he signed an executive order making you illegal?
January 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Deleted Threads and IG. Greatly reducing my FB usage, since I mainly just use it for business these days.

Hey Zuck, go fuck yourself!
January 21, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Wow… so Leon stepped straight into his Nazi role. I wonder how my Jewish friends that voted for Trumpler feel this morning? Or was that just Leon being cute? Was he just “trolling”? That’s a heck of a gamble for ya!
January 21, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Happy Antichrist Day Y’all!

#666 #thebeasthasrisen #orangesatan
January 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Tomorrow the 77,303,574th dumbest mfer in America swears in…
January 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Skateboarding is still not a crime… but this clown is a criminal!
January 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
MAGA clowns are nervous watching all of the low wage earners getting deported, while watching all of the high wage positions getting filled by H1B Visas… the slow realization of who exactly is going to be working in those fields (literal fields) and which children that will be… delicious!
December 28, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Fun fact, it’s impossible to drain a swamp by filling it with diarrhea.
December 27, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Time Magazine’s “Person of the Year” really isn’t that big of a deal. How do I know? I was named it in 2003.
December 13, 2024 at 10:16 PM
I guarantee all of the people crying about Luigi, attempting to make this a left or right issue, hold in very high regard Mr Gary Plauché. They are yet again being twisted by their bizarre right wing media narrative…
December 11, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Whoever owns the trademark for Luigi from Mario Brothers is about to make billions more over the next decade…
December 11, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Well… I for one will be boycotting McDonalds for this

#snitches
December 9, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Nobody even think about touching the Arizona Iced Tea CEO. He’s had our backs since Day 1.
December 7, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Hilarious how the 1% always assumed the “Civil War” was going to be between the people and not Corporate America…
December 6, 2024 at 1:48 PM
It appears as if some Americans have stopped waiting for the rich to be taxed… they are taxing the 1% in a different way now…
December 5, 2024 at 9:48 PM
“Stop the politicization of the justice system”

Is that still a thing, or nah? Not today?
December 2, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Let’s be honest. It’s not like we drive around and think to ourselves “I’m surrounded by geniuses”
December 1, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Silent Bob’s for Harris/Walz

Don’t blame me, I knew who to vote for!
November 26, 2024 at 5:28 PM
I’m glad that I quit Twitter in 2010 when I realized how worthless of a platform it was. Something told me it was a haven for the daft. History has proven my assumption correct, yet again.
November 19, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Matt Gaetz is sure to win Prom King this year…
November 16, 2024 at 1:43 AM