The NERVE of some people, referring to my exploding zombies by number instead of using their names.

"Zombo number five?"

Pssshh.

Really though, I should go clean up all those little bits of Monica.

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I don't know if we have any fans of old-school punk in the house, but with today's visit to Death House on the docket I've had the makings of a Dead Kennedys parody called Halloween in Barovia tumbling around my brain all morning.

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And we're back! Looking forward to session tonight. The vibe?
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The tabaxi cleric climbs into the gilded box in search of a solution, closing the lid behind her. Seeing a flash of magic, the party pries the box open to find naught but a pile of ash.

It seems curiosity did, in fact, kill the cat.

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Sometimes you just have to kill the racist elf pope.
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Having an absolute blast with the small party I'm running through Chains of Asmodeus, but I'm sure they'd love some reinforcements!
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Not my NPC telling someone who's LITERALLY been through hell that they "speak like someone who doesn't know pain."
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The list of Primal spells in PF2e has our new witch scared of finding poison at every turn. The real question is... Do I validate those fears?
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Lizard people shadow government is old news. Now it's shadow wizard chicken government (they love casting spells), at least in the drow city of Enathyr.

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We're not all writers and (pinkies out) thespians in the gaming scene, but I urge players to take a chance on some "found family" vibes between characters. Even in my paid games, this one practice has contributed immensely to unity and IRL friendship.

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Why is it always "You meet in a tavern" and never "You save your new friend from captivity but fear they're a double agent so your first move after 'hello' is to go buy a poison you're confident could put them down?"

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I think people should consider some variant of a yes/no coin for fraught character decisions. Not that it should be a go-to for all of them, but if it really feels like a 50/50, let it rip and surprise yourself sometimes!

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I described three exits, counting the doors behind which the party hid. Warlock apparently zoned out after two, leading to a very salty boy when the ol' Sickening Radiance microwave trick was foiled by... a wide-open hallway.

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Upon invoking the name of Sul-Taharien, each of you hear the voice of a loved one speak into your mind.

"You should not have lit the fire. Now something else approaches."

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The players saw this token and immediately nicknamed him "Venom Rex."
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Love those iconic moments that happen over the course of an adventure! Battlement the barbarian foiled the insufferable mage Mizzryn by literally rug-pulling him out from behind a seemingly impenetrable forcefield. Absolutely legendary! #DND #TTRPG #TabletopGaming

Felt like I had literally any spoons for social media, might delete later 🤘