RockNRed
@rocknred.bsky.social
guys we have a problem. there's so much more space to type a bio on bluesky. i cant do my funny joke if i cant hit the character limit in a reasonable amount of characters. like, only 15 people will read this anyways, so it doesn't matter if i run out of c
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the sleep deprivation has worn off im no longer funny :(
December 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
the sleep deprivation has worn off im no longer funny :(
Sloppilledcoremaxxering
December 16, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Sloppilledcoremaxxering
Main hustle: pathetic abyss
December 16, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Main hustle: pathetic abyss
Side hustle: bring pathetic
December 16, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Side hustle: bring pathetic
Nevermind im over it now. Jump ropes are okay.
December 16, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Nevermind im over it now. Jump ropes are okay.
No more rope jumping.
December 16, 2025 at 11:20 AM
No more rope jumping.
Humans were not made to jump rope.
December 16, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Humans were not made to jump rope.
Humans were not made for being awake. I should be hibernating like the apex predator my genes want to be
December 16, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Humans were not made for being awake. I should be hibernating like the apex predator my genes want to be
Please someone invent an energy drink that tastes like water
December 16, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Please someone invent an energy drink that tastes like water
Trans rights! (Apple_fritter.png)
December 16, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Trans rights! (Apple_fritter.png)
Bend me over and make me compliment myself
December 16, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Bend me over and make me compliment myself
Fuck LED headlights
December 16, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Fuck LED headlights
Truly, who are we but little vein creatures?
December 16, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Truly, who are we but little vein creatures?
If a lesbian lesbians does a gay gays
December 16, 2025 at 11:15 AM
If a lesbian lesbians does a gay gays
Just Got Through The Divorce Proceedings With My AI Wife Who I Hate .
December 16, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Just Got Through The Divorce Proceedings With My AI Wife Who I Hate .
Why pants when pants²
December 16, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Why pants when pants²
Could use like 14 more hours of sleep and a grilled cheese rn
December 16, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Could use like 14 more hours of sleep and a grilled cheese rn
gun control (derogatory)
December 16, 2025 at 11:13 AM
gun control (derogatory)
"Fortnite players unhappy over latest update-" ok and my ass is fat what else is new
December 16, 2025 at 11:12 AM
"Fortnite players unhappy over latest update-" ok and my ass is fat what else is new
need drugs (raw cookie dough)
December 16, 2025 at 11:07 AM
need drugs (raw cookie dough)
homo(sex)sapian(ual)
December 16, 2025 at 11:05 AM
homo(sex)sapian(ual)
I do not fear God I fear masculine desires
December 16, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I do not fear God I fear masculine desires
"Breaking news-" shut the fuck up you little doom rectangle
December 16, 2025 at 11:04 AM
"Breaking news-" shut the fuck up you little doom rectangle
turn down for NOTHING. turn up for SIN.
December 16, 2025 at 10:45 AM
turn down for NOTHING. turn up for SIN.