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Buddha Rhubarb Butter
@rocklobstah.bsky.social
Really? We have all the US consumer spend data from less than 24 hours ago tallied up already and analyzed, but we have no fucking idea how many jobs people got or lost in October and wont be releasing a Jobs report from October, ever?

Sure Adobe Analytics, whatever you say.
November 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Skinny or fat Popper?
November 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
get on the train - GSW
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Train Song - Phish
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Bet he trains at Carnivals and local Town Fairs.
November 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The T and the L and the AN are silent
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Oh Poor Heart, haha nm
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
What song is that after Caspian? “Phaart?” 🤔
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
That was awesome!

Miles Rice still has my vote for most creative play of 2025 though. 👟
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Don’t take another step.
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Someone should secretly install a scale behind these podiums and have a Jumbotron that displays his weight in real time whenever he makes a speech.
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Love this award!

Trey Mancini got it in 2021 for the same reason I think.
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Jared Kushner’s father is the Ambassador to France.

Same father that was pardoned by Trump for hiring a hooker for his brother in Law and then arranging to have the sexual encounter videotaped and sent the tape to his own sister, the brother-in-law's wife, in an attempt to intimidate the witness.
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
My uncle smoked Lucky Strikes and convinced me when I was 12 years old that LSMFT stood for “let’s screw my fingers tired”

Imagine the disappointment when years later I found out that it actually stands for “Lucky Strikes means fine tobacco.”

Uncle Joey’s version was way better imo.
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Betty & Brenda
Suzie Greenberg & Anita!!
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
You want dead? I will kill you clot!
November 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Good seeing you last night brotha
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Little Gloria…Happy at Last by Barbara Goldsmith.
November 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Let’s Black Mirror the douche youtu.be/wN7QTcYuf5Y?...
David Hameron's Black Pudding (Black Mirror sequel)
YouTube video by Don't Panic London
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November 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
She drove a Plymouth Satellite
November 18, 2025 at 5:35 AM
What’s the verdict? Any update ?
November 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Link Wray
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM