rockinricky.bsky.social
@rockinricky.bsky.social
I would rather watch straight porn, and I'm gay.
December 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Before we can bring America to Christ, we need to bring lots and lots and lots of American "Christians" back to Christ.
September 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
This law brought to you by the letters V, P, and N.
August 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
It should be called Alligator Auschwitz. It's literally a concentration camp.
August 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Whenever I see Trump, I always think:

Big man, pig man
Ha ha, charade you are.
June 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Back in the 70s, we had a neighbor that would mow her lawn at 7 a.m. SHARP. You could literally set a clock by her mower starting up.
June 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
That's not the search engine, that's the database. Your brain is the search engine.
June 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Animals by Pink Floyd
May 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Wooper!
May 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
He wants to take us back to the days when illness was cause by demons or angry gods.
May 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Just waiting for the Nuggets to start, and hoping the Timberwolves send LeBron sulking out of the playoffs.
April 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I'm there to keep tabs on the enemy.
April 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Idaho wants to be known for something other than potatoes and a college football team with a blue football field.
March 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Don't forget to erase ALL of the backup copies, both on-site and off-site.
March 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I call myself a "Sedepresidentist", to me, there is no president. It's a riff on "Sedevacantist", one who believes there currently is no Pope.
February 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Also a type of sexual harassment.
February 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
7:30 pm is a perfect starting time for the first feature at the drive-in theater, for those of us still lucky to have those.
December 21, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Too big for one seat? PAY FOR TWO SEATS!
December 21, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Now comes the fun part, seating an impartial jury in a country that sees him as a hero.
December 9, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Best PC game controller I ever had until Microsoft killed off the game port.
December 7, 2024 at 2:06 AM