Happy birthday, you're fired. Oof.

Well, we got all the happiness, but the trade-off was a worldwide pandemic, so........

It's actually "Fuck you, pay me, and you still die."

How much does it pain Dom to write nice things about the Caps? That's twice in one week, I think.

Go Jen Go provides direct financial support to breast cancer patients and their families. Go Jen Go is unique in that they provide ongoing support, rather than one-time grants. They also ensure kids of breast cancer patients can attend summer camp. They rock.
gojengo.org/donate/

Smart Start of Meck is a Dolly Parton's Imagination Library partner. Help SSMC deliver books to kids aged 0-5 every single month, right to their mailbox. State funding for DPIL has been slashed, we need to raise community funds to.keep going
smartstartofmecklenburgcounty.app.neoncrm.com/forms/16

Neighborhood Table is focused on food insecurity in Charlotte this year, after spending the past year delivering food to mountain communities devastated by Helene.
www.neighborhoodtable.net/donateonetable

OurBridge for Kids supports children whose families have recently immigrated to the US. They opened a second location to better serve kids who attend our neighborhood school. They need your support more than ever after the horrors of the last few weeks
joinourbridge.org/get-involved...

Asked him how he liked DC shortly after he signed (maybe a STH event?) and he was the most Minnesota guy imaginable. "Oh yeah, thanks for asking, eh! I like it, everyone's just so nice! But the traffic, ope, it's bad!" Soft spot for him ever since.

Post-inauguration prayer service at the Washington National Cathedral, which prompted him to have an absolute meltdown because the mean lady called him out on being a shitty person.