Rockhopper
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Wizard, middle English conjunction of Wyz (viz) "wise" and Ard "too much/in excess"; hence "wizard" is "one who is too wise"/ or a huge nerd who can do shit.
He/Him, Army Vet, Sailor, Furry Trash, Mad Scientist, blender/watercolor/krita, Atheist
He/Him, Army Vet, Sailor, Furry Trash, Mad Scientist, blender/watercolor/krita, Atheist
Shit take from an ai-profile pic
December 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Shit take from an ai-profile pic
Figure this guy's gonna go nuclear and burn it all down.
December 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Figure this guy's gonna go nuclear and burn it all down.
Have you read "The wizards guide to defensive baking"? I sincerely recommend it, starts off as a 'specials and poo people' trope but builds into a 'use what you have creatively to meet the situation' vibe that is heartwarming and also blood pumping.
December 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Have you read "The wizards guide to defensive baking"? I sincerely recommend it, starts off as a 'specials and poo people' trope but builds into a 'use what you have creatively to meet the situation' vibe that is heartwarming and also blood pumping.
For example youtu.be/mMaQn6eBroY
War Tunnels are IMPOSSIBLE to defeat
YouTube video by Civ Div
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December 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
For example youtu.be/mMaQn6eBroY
Worked for the Viet Cong, Hamas, and our troops in Iraq. "Bunker busters" need to know where the bunkers are. If you have a spread out network with multiple connections, one lost node doesn't break the system. With rebar reinforced concrete walls cave-ins are extremely rare.
December 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Worked for the Viet Cong, Hamas, and our troops in Iraq. "Bunker busters" need to know where the bunkers are. If you have a spread out network with multiple connections, one lost node doesn't break the system. With rebar reinforced concrete walls cave-ins are extremely rare.
In the GOP led referendum to recall Newsome... We didn't vote FOR him, we voted AGAINST the Guardians Of Pedophiles radio personality pick. I recognize he has some good takes, others are rancid dog shit.
December 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
In the GOP led referendum to recall Newsome... We didn't vote FOR him, we voted AGAINST the Guardians Of Pedophiles radio personality pick. I recognize he has some good takes, others are rancid dog shit.
Ok so there WAS a warrant... But this is overkill... And I have questions about whether it happened on international waters which would give the ship a defense in court IF the seizure warrant is valid
December 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Ok so there WAS a warrant... But this is overkill... And I have questions about whether it happened on international waters which would give the ship a defense in court IF the seizure warrant is valid
If it entered our territory that's one thing, but I'm not up to speed on seizures in international waters.
December 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
If it entered our territory that's one thing, but I'm not up to speed on seizures in international waters.
The timing is weird, but this is potentially within the law. I say potentially because I am not a maritime lawyer and admiralty law is gold medal archaic.
December 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The timing is weird, but this is potentially within the law. I say potentially because I am not a maritime lawyer and admiralty law is gold medal archaic.
Source? Hopefully it includes why. There's a micro industry of ship repossession for skipped bills and insurance fraud.
December 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Source? Hopefully it includes why. There's a micro industry of ship repossession for skipped bills and insurance fraud.
I just love seeing good things happen to good people... Also the dentist she was driving to when she came up with this song has to be so proud!
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I just love seeing good things happen to good people... Also the dentist she was driving to when she came up with this song has to be so proud!
Rap
Test
Anal
This could go several ways...
Test
Anal
This could go several ways...
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Rap
Test
Anal
This could go several ways...
Test
Anal
This could go several ways...
No, this is the Crusty Crab!
November 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
No, this is the Crusty Crab!
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE!!!
jkjk, this is cute as hell
jkjk, this is cute as hell
November 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE!!!
jkjk, this is cute as hell
jkjk, this is cute as hell
Seriously legitimate question, how busy are the pizza joints near the Pentagon?
November 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Seriously legitimate question, how busy are the pizza joints near the Pentagon?
This would only work in winter, you're using your body to warm the fluid to prevent slushy-ness. The straw could work if you add a check valve, throw on a tap to share and this is perfect for a beer garden
November 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
This would only work in winter, you're using your body to warm the fluid to prevent slushy-ness. The straw could work if you add a check valve, throw on a tap to share and this is perfect for a beer garden
... Is he just using his repulsive reputation to galvanize progressive voters?
November 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
... Is he just using his repulsive reputation to galvanize progressive voters?
I hate to see them try, I love to see them lose.
November 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I hate to see them try, I love to see them lose.
Yeah, your libraries are pretty dope. Plus you got a fucken GUTENBERG! Literally the first book ever printed. Nothing less than magical
November 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Yeah, your libraries are pretty dope. Plus you got a fucken GUTENBERG! Literally the first book ever printed. Nothing less than magical
Sir, realistically, what kind of legal battle plan/counter measures can we expect?
On the one hand this is a state issue, on the other hand the federal government is spotted-ly rotten and some parts could interfere -or- they could try to run out the clock in court battles.
What's our ammo?
On the one hand this is a state issue, on the other hand the federal government is spotted-ly rotten and some parts could interfere -or- they could try to run out the clock in court battles.
What's our ammo?
November 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Sir, realistically, what kind of legal battle plan/counter measures can we expect?
On the one hand this is a state issue, on the other hand the federal government is spotted-ly rotten and some parts could interfere -or- they could try to run out the clock in court battles.
What's our ammo?
On the one hand this is a state issue, on the other hand the federal government is spotted-ly rotten and some parts could interfere -or- they could try to run out the clock in court battles.
What's our ammo?
Is this unbelievable low, or unbelievable high?
November 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Is this unbelievable low, or unbelievable high?
Fun fact, during the Hong Kong protests Molotov cocktails were referred to as "Fire Magic"
Reply for a historical timeline of the development of this device.
Reply for a historical timeline of the development of this device.
November 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Fun fact, during the Hong Kong protests Molotov cocktails were referred to as "Fire Magic"
Reply for a historical timeline of the development of this device.
Reply for a historical timeline of the development of this device.
