I think as soon as he starts speaking, everyone should walk out together, en masse.

If that’s not possible, stand there holding large upside down US flags, because we are definitely “in distress”.

I’m gonna die laughing! 🤣

OMG! Thank you! Your post gave me the comic relief I desperately needed today! 🤣

Thank you!
Needed to hear this today!

5. Pres. told his advisors to "obliterate Iran" if they assassinate him.

4. Pres. views Gaza as a real estate venture and with US troops will be relocating everyone who is currently living there.

3. Pres. says he will detain US citizens in concentration camps outside of the US.

2. Elon Musk has access to all of my medical records.

Plus, is it really efficient to need two people for the job? 🤣