andreanna
@rocketqueen.bsky.social
i am my own sleep paralysis demon
But if your world should fall apart
March 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
But if your world should fall apart
My whole life I always knew what I wanted to be, retired.
February 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
My whole life I always knew what I wanted to be, retired.
If I could time travel I’d go to 1965 to try Quaaludes
February 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
If I could time travel I’d go to 1965 to try Quaaludes
Snow storm is very rude
February 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Snow storm is very rude
the universe will be like here’s everything u want but u can’t actually have it lmao
February 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
the universe will be like here’s everything u want but u can’t actually have it lmao
For Valentine’s Day I want a guy in a crop top who can (and will) fight and has a bit of a temper. I also want a long hair with a lethal face card and mommy issues and has to steal toilet paper from his job as a line cook
February 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
For Valentine’s Day I want a guy in a crop top who can (and will) fight and has a bit of a temper. I also want a long hair with a lethal face card and mommy issues and has to steal toilet paper from his job as a line cook
it would be really nice if I was like even slightly prioritized
February 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
it would be really nice if I was like even slightly prioritized
when musicians tell me I’m dumb for believing astrology but they believe they need gold plated connectors
February 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
when musicians tell me I’m dumb for believing astrology but they believe they need gold plated connectors
“Can we please bring back wearing…”
“Let’s normalize”
bro just wear and do what you want
“Let’s normalize”
bro just wear and do what you want
February 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
“Can we please bring back wearing…”
“Let’s normalize”
bro just wear and do what you want
“Let’s normalize”
bro just wear and do what you want
Instead of cocaine on a late night out have u ever tried just going home
February 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Instead of cocaine on a late night out have u ever tried just going home
my sexual awakening was Brendan Frasers hair and Adam Sandler in a crop top
February 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
my sexual awakening was Brendan Frasers hair and Adam Sandler in a crop top
Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you finger it
February 8, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you finger it
I HATE PROG ROCK SORRY
February 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I HATE PROG ROCK SORRY
We mourn our fallen soldiers (community property man gets GF for the winter)
February 7, 2025 at 5:52 AM
We mourn our fallen soldiers (community property man gets GF for the winter)
A breeding kink….. in THIS economy?
February 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
A breeding kink….. in THIS economy?
dear men: if you get the girl to come over I just want you to know she does not want to watch that YouTube video
February 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
dear men: if you get the girl to come over I just want you to know she does not want to watch that YouTube video
Elon Musk ruining Twitter was my 9/11
February 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Elon Musk ruining Twitter was my 9/11
The best part about hardcore shows are the 14 minute sets and every man is scared to talk to me
February 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The best part about hardcore shows are the 14 minute sets and every man is scared to talk to me
The meaner I am to men the more they like me 😤
February 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The meaner I am to men the more they like me 😤
I was in Bunz Trading Zone in 2016, trade war does not scare me
February 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I was in Bunz Trading Zone in 2016, trade war does not scare me
My uber driver on my way home was a woman so I had a sense of relief. She was prob around my age and started chatting w me about how she’s happy to vote in her first election in Canada as a new Canadian. Anyway, she said she wants change and thinks Pollievere has a “sincerity” in his eyes. MAM 😭
February 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
My uber driver on my way home was a woman so I had a sense of relief. She was prob around my age and started chatting w me about how she’s happy to vote in her first election in Canada as a new Canadian. Anyway, she said she wants change and thinks Pollievere has a “sincerity” in his eyes. MAM 😭
Uber driver gets extra tip for the fuckin pedal to the metal through the yellow light he def could have stopped for
February 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Uber driver gets extra tip for the fuckin pedal to the metal through the yellow light he def could have stopped for
hitler winter 😭😭😭😭 fuck Trump fuck Elon
February 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
hitler winter 😭😭😭😭 fuck Trump fuck Elon
If u wanna be my lover u gotta:
- have a flip phone
- be under 5’11
- be 60% jaded
- have a flip phone
- be under 5’11
- be 60% jaded
January 31, 2025 at 1:56 AM
If u wanna be my lover u gotta:
- have a flip phone
- be under 5’11
- be 60% jaded
- have a flip phone
- be under 5’11
- be 60% jaded