Rocket McRocks
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How can that be semi automated, what kind of automation is this if that's how long it takes?
December 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
How can that be semi automated, what kind of automation is this if that's how long it takes?
It feels like every time we play a team is when they're in the top 4; Villa, Chelsea, Sunderland, Liverpool, City...Everton will probably be in there by the time we play them. Only City has been at home too!
December 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
It feels like every time we play a team is when they're in the top 4; Villa, Chelsea, Sunderland, Liverpool, City...Everton will probably be in there by the time we play them. Only City has been at home too!
It'd be great if all of trump takes were on things of this importance
December 6, 2025 at 9:19 AM
It'd be great if all of trump takes were on things of this importance
Oh wow kids listen to the stuff you say in front of them and say it back to you? 🤯
December 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Oh wow kids listen to the stuff you say in front of them and say it back to you? 🤯
I wouldn't be too mad about long balls if that was the only way my team could score though
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I wouldn't be too mad about long balls if that was the only way my team could score though
I'd also be mad about having to defend set pieces and long balls if I was 5ft2 tbh
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I'd also be mad about having to defend set pieces and long balls if I was 5ft2 tbh
Like, yes, but also Pickford and ndiaye seemed very ok with it being a red, which suggests it might've been bad enough? 🤔
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Like, yes, but also Pickford and ndiaye seemed very ok with it being a red, which suggests it might've been bad enough? 🤔
I agree with the overall point, it's just the use of "only" that I don't understand. We've *already* scored 4 goals 3 times this season, and now we've even got attackers available
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I agree with the overall point, it's just the use of "only" that I don't understand. We've *already* scored 4 goals 3 times this season, and now we've even got attackers available
"scored 4 goals in a game for only the 3rd time this season"...it's also only November, I don't think scoring 4 is such a common occurrence, especially when playing in the PL and CL
November 24, 2025 at 9:46 AM
"scored 4 goals in a game for only the 3rd time this season"...it's also only November, I don't think scoring 4 is such a common occurrence, especially when playing in the PL and CL
Yeah that was 100% sarcastic, I think if anything, Arsenal fans were closer to thinking Trossard/Martinelli could be sold, than needing another signing
November 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Yeah that was 100% sarcastic, I think if anything, Arsenal fans were closer to thinking Trossard/Martinelli could be sold, than needing another signing
Conceded shots on targets too... season's over
October 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Conceded shots on targets too... season's over
One of those corners where actually it slightly bounces off of an Arsenal player before going out 🙏🙏🙏
October 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
One of those corners where actually it slightly bounces off of an Arsenal player before going out 🙏🙏🙏
First time I see this kind of story not coming from Theo Walcott
October 23, 2025 at 12:26 PM
First time I see this kind of story not coming from Theo Walcott
Yeah exactly! The needle points to the % of "win deservedness" of the home team, but because of the placement of the badges it looks like it's pointing towards one or the other to indicate the "winner"
October 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Yeah exactly! The needle points to the % of "win deservedness" of the home team, but because of the placement of the badges it looks like it's pointing towards one or the other to indicate the "winner"
I like these 'deserve to win' visuals...but tbh it always takes me a minute to read them.
I think it's because the needle is based on the home team's %, but because there's both badges it looks like it's there to point towards one or the other 🤔 sorry I know dataviz is hard 😂
I think it's because the needle is based on the home team's %, but because there's both badges it looks like it's there to point towards one or the other 🤔 sorry I know dataviz is hard 😂
October 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I like these 'deserve to win' visuals...but tbh it always takes me a minute to read them.
I think it's because the needle is based on the home team's %, but because there's both badges it looks like it's there to point towards one or the other 🤔 sorry I know dataviz is hard 😂
I think it's because the needle is based on the home team's %, but because there's both badges it looks like it's there to point towards one or the other 🤔 sorry I know dataviz is hard 😂
"it's Liverpool they don't do that kind of stuff" is comedy gold
October 20, 2025 at 12:25 PM
"it's Liverpool they don't do that kind of stuff" is comedy gold
Yup! That and not ruining a game based on one moment like that if/when possible, it seems they usually can't help themselves
October 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Yup! That and not ruining a game based on one moment like that if/when possible, it seems they usually can't help themselves
Lowest xG against after playing the other 3 teams with the highest xG, 2 of them away; looks alright to me
October 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Lowest xG against after playing the other 3 teams with the highest xG, 2 of them away; looks alright to me
Mouth is way too closed
October 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Mouth is way too closed
I mean, last season's champions lost at Palace so obviously they don't have what it takes. Last year's runners up finished 2nd 3 times, so clearly they won't ever win anything. Therefore this season can only be won by Palace or Bournemouth. Maybe Chelsea because they're world champions
October 4, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I mean, last season's champions lost at Palace so obviously they don't have what it takes. Last year's runners up finished 2nd 3 times, so clearly they won't ever win anything. Therefore this season can only be won by Palace or Bournemouth. Maybe Chelsea because they're world champions
Not letting calafiori dry the ball with a towel, even the ref is looking at marginal gains to screw us
September 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Not letting calafiori dry the ball with a towel, even the ref is looking at marginal gains to screw us