Alex Langley
@rocketllama.bsky.social
Author of Make a Nerdy Living + Geek Handbook series + Kill the Freshman. NEWEST BOOK: Spider-Man Psychology: Untangling Webs.
Psychologist. Foe of bearded bees.
He/him.
Psychologist. Foe of bearded bees.
He/him.
I’m sorry, the eyes did WHAT now?
November 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I’m sorry, the eyes did WHAT now?
When I'm in a slump, I comfort myself by saying that I believe in Mookie Wilson
November 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
When I'm in a slump, I comfort myself by saying that I believe in Mookie Wilson
A question asked daily under this admin
November 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
A question asked daily under this admin
Only suckers rent from:
November 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Only suckers rent from:
Absolute Batman sending a pretty clear message about racism
(It’s bad)
(It’s bad)
October 30, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Absolute Batman sending a pretty clear message about racism
(It’s bad)
(It’s bad)
With cults, there often comes a point wherein the cult leader begins doing increasingly bizarre, cruel, & destructive things. This is partly out of boredom with their followers, partly to test the limits of their influence, & partly to rage against a world that doesn’t accept their absolute power
October 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
With cults, there often comes a point wherein the cult leader begins doing increasingly bizarre, cruel, & destructive things. This is partly out of boredom with their followers, partly to test the limits of their influence, & partly to rage against a world that doesn’t accept their absolute power
Airplane not included
October 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Airplane not included
“Leto? Oh no! Jared woes after people don’t show to his no-go slow-mo picture show!”
October 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
“Leto? Oh no! Jared woes after people don’t show to his no-go slow-mo picture show!”
Here you go. Use it on anything you want.
October 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Here you go. Use it on anything you want.
deleting multiple emails a day is not a “goal”, it’s a punishment, a sisyphean task from which there is no reporeve
October 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
deleting multiple emails a day is not a “goal”, it’s a punishment, a sisyphean task from which there is no reporeve
I ran the math, and you would have just under a billion after 500+ years of work
October 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I ran the math, and you would have just under a billion after 500+ years of work
Just found the perfect brownie
October 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Just found the perfect brownie
Mr Beast and Mojo are the same guy
October 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Mr Beast and Mojo are the same guy
Seattle has spoken.
September 29, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Seattle has spoken.
Tried to go to the museum of illusions but it vanished
September 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Tried to go to the museum of illusions but it vanished
MISTER POINTY!!
#buffythevampireslayer
#buffythevampireslayer
September 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
MISTER POINTY!!
#buffythevampireslayer
#buffythevampireslayer
Seattle gum wall.
They say if you take a piece off the wall and chew it… it’ll be really nasty
They say if you take a piece off the wall and chew it… it’ll be really nasty
September 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Seattle gum wall.
They say if you take a piece off the wall and chew it… it’ll be really nasty
They say if you take a piece off the wall and chew it… it’ll be really nasty
COMING SOON TO A VERY SPECIFIC THEATER WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT BE NEAR YOUUU
September 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
COMING SOON TO A VERY SPECIFIC THEATER WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT BE NEAR YOUUU
Pac-Man ghost or screaming chick?
September 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Pac-Man ghost or screaming chick?
I love when capitalism puts out ads that are basically like, "Yeah, you're completely screwed. Better spend about it."
September 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I love when capitalism puts out ads that are basically like, "Yeah, you're completely screwed. Better spend about it."
Um, hello mysterious yard coyote and your offscreen friends
September 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Um, hello mysterious yard coyote and your offscreen friends