Jacob Morgan
@rocketblast1.bsky.social
A man with somewhat of a plan... wherever the wind takes me plan
Freaking love this picture
February 13, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Freaking love this picture
In this life you're either a vegetarian barbarian librarian or a female mailman
And honey
what
And honey
what
February 12, 2026 at 2:51 PM
In this life you're either a vegetarian barbarian librarian or a female mailman
And honey
what
And honey
what
Feeling like taking the lightbulb out of somebody's fridge and replacing it with a nonsensical color
Would I tell them?
No
Would I tell them?
No
February 12, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Feeling like taking the lightbulb out of somebody's fridge and replacing it with a nonsensical color
Would I tell them?
No
Would I tell them?
No
I'm on a roll today
Y'know what else rolls?
A car
I need a Toyota
Y'know what else rolls?
A car
I need a Toyota
February 12, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I'm on a roll today
Y'know what else rolls?
A car
I need a Toyota
Y'know what else rolls?
A car
I need a Toyota
Just found out that February 12th is national Charles Darwin day
Shout out my goat
I love that fish on Gumball
Shout out my goat
I love that fish on Gumball
February 12, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Just found out that February 12th is national Charles Darwin day
Shout out my goat
I love that fish on Gumball
Shout out my goat
I love that fish on Gumball
Looking through my camera roll and it's mostly pictures of me
I don't need a special day to tell me that I love myself
I've been knowing
#egotistical?
I don't need a special day to tell me that I love myself
I've been knowing
#egotistical?
February 12, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Looking through my camera roll and it's mostly pictures of me
I don't need a special day to tell me that I love myself
I've been knowing
#egotistical?
I don't need a special day to tell me that I love myself
I've been knowing
#egotistical?
Just looked at anthrax under a microscope
wait...
amibreathingthisshitin?
wait...
amibreathingthisshitin?
February 12, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Just looked at anthrax under a microscope
wait...
amibreathingthisshitin?
wait...
amibreathingthisshitin?
Bought Honest Hearts DLC for New Vegas and good god Joshua has so much aura holy shit
December 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Bought Honest Hearts DLC for New Vegas and good god Joshua has so much aura holy shit
I can't stand looking at velvet clothes
December 9, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I can't stand looking at velvet clothes
English cucumbers scare me
December 6, 2025 at 4:55 AM
English cucumbers scare me
People always like "oh I don't wanna live past 'insert absurd number here' like mf that's just Y'ALL. I dream to grow old with someone and listen to old timey music. I'm in this for the LONG HAUL 😤 that's what this song reminds me of
Singing for my future lady as we grow old type shit >
November 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
People always like "oh I don't wanna live past 'insert absurd number here' like mf that's just Y'ALL. I dream to grow old with someone and listen to old timey music. I'm in this for the LONG HAUL 😤 that's what this song reminds me of
Singing for my future lady as we grow old type shit >
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Singing for my future lady as we grow old type shit >
A bidet can buy me a drink first before it thinks about getting THAT personal with me
November 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
A bidet can buy me a drink first before it thinks about getting THAT personal with me
I wish jackalopes were real that would be so cool
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I wish jackalopes were real that would be so cool
Reposted by Jacob Morgan
It's been too long since I've seen this image
November 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
It's been too long since I've seen this image
Reposted by Jacob Morgan
The CD of one of the best albums ever made arrived 10 minutes ago 😁😁😁
PHYSICAL MEDIA FOREVER!
#Thebeatles #physicalmedia #music
PHYSICAL MEDIA FOREVER!
#Thebeatles #physicalmedia #music
November 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
The CD of one of the best albums ever made arrived 10 minutes ago 😁😁😁
PHYSICAL MEDIA FOREVER!
#Thebeatles #physicalmedia #music
PHYSICAL MEDIA FOREVER!
#Thebeatles #physicalmedia #music
I'd like to believe that if plaid was personified it would be me
November 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I'd like to believe that if plaid was personified it would be me
Looks like I live in a snow globe rn
...and I love it ☕
...and I love it ☕
November 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Looks like I live in a snow globe rn
...and I love it ☕
...and I love it ☕
I would eat sesame seeds by the bag
November 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I would eat sesame seeds by the bag
Why are there chuck e cheese gift cards?
November 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Why are there chuck e cheese gift cards?
DUDE it just hit me that a "TM" in Pokemon stands for "Teachable Move"
I thought they just put random letters in there 😭
I thought they just put random letters in there 😭
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
DUDE it just hit me that a "TM" in Pokemon stands for "Teachable Move"
I thought they just put random letters in there 😭
I thought they just put random letters in there 😭
THEY ADDED TYLER TO FORTNITE RAHHHHH
I'VE BEEN SAVING FOR TIMES LIKE THIS
I'VE BEEN SAVING FOR TIMES LIKE THIS
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
THEY ADDED TYLER TO FORTNITE RAHHHHH
I'VE BEEN SAVING FOR TIMES LIKE THIS
I'VE BEEN SAVING FOR TIMES LIKE THIS