IF YOU NEEDED ANYMORE PROOF THAT I AM THE BEST AT PANDERING AND FLIP FLOPPING, THE BEST! HERE IS MY STANCE ON H-1B VISAS FLIPPING AS SOON AS I GOT BILLIONAIRES ON MY TEAM WHO WANT THEM! SUCKS TO SUCK MAGA MORONS!

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MUAHAHA! I HAVE RETURNED LIBERALS! I’M NOT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT ANYMORE! I AM A SUPERVILLAIN! LOOK AT THAT GLARE, THAT LIGHTING, THAT CHEAP WIG! I’M READY TO DESTROY THE US, ONCE AND FOR ALL!
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I’M ANGRY! GRRRRRRRR! SO NOT ONLY DO I HAVE TO SHARE MY INAUGURATION WITH MLK JUNIOR! WITH THE FLAGS HALF STAFF FROM COMMIE CARTER! BUT NOW IT HASNTO BE INDOORS! WHAT A SICK JOKE. LET ME PULL A WILLIAM HENRY HARRISON! THE WORLD NEEDS IT RIGHT NOW!

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NO, CHEAPER GROCERIES, GAS, OR COST OF LIVING!

BUT YOU CAN HAVE A CRIMINAL ON THE STREET! I’M PARDONING ROSS ULBRICHT! MAN WHO FOUNDED #TheSilkRoad ! A DARK WEB SITE THAT WAS USED FOR THE BUYING AND SELLING OF ILLEGAL GOODS AND LINKED TO HUMAN TRAFFICKING!

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I HAVE REVOKED LYNDON BAINES JOHNSON’S DISGUSTING AND UNAMERICAN DEI POLICY! EVEN THOUGH EVERY PRESIDENT HAS ONLY ADDED ON TO IT! INCLUDING ME! NOW IT’S SUDDENLY HARMFUL! NOW IT IS LEGAL TO DISCRIMINATE FEDERALLY IN HIRING BASED ON, GENDER, RACE, AND MORE!

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