Christina Aguilera - massive weight loss:
“It’s not Ozempic. I just took control”

Serena Williams- massive weight loss:
“It’s not ….. cheating”

[Ozempic is introduced]

(1 year later)

Lizzo - massive weight loss:
“ITS NOT OZEMPIC!”

Kelly Clarkson - massive weight loss:
“ITS NOT OZEMPIC!”

Ice spice - massive weight loss:
“Omg I just work out. It’s not Ozempic”

Any Schumer - massive weight loss:
“It’s not Ozempic”

Christina Aguilera - Fat:
“A woman should be able to live and look how she pleases. I don’t pay attention to body shaming”

Serena Williams - noticeable weight gain:
“What, I had children. It happens”

☕️👇🏾

MAGA: “TRUMP TOLD PAM INVESTIGATE PEOPLE IN THE EPSTEIN FILES, SO NOW THEY CANT BE RELEASED!
THEIR AN “OPEN INVESTIGATION”!
HAHA, GOTCHA! STUPID LIBS!!”

🌎: …providing what else exactly about the fact that “Trump is literally still actively trying to prevent the Epstein Files from being released…”??

Because on the chessboard of politics where “force” is your single perspective asset of influence

You’ll need an extra row of pawns to move

Not intellectuals to question your virtues as a wielder.