Plus, my SIL smokes a turkey for us for Thanksgiving and we get brisket with burnt ends for Xmas. Honestly, his is better than our local BBQ and we have some of the best in the state if not the country here in Austin.

Same.

If I lived in Portland I’d do it in a heartbeat.

I will totally be Bree’s alibi for this.

Same daughter had to have a c-section with her first because granddaughter’s foot was wedged next to her head. She’d been in labor for 24 hours at that point and pushing for 3.

Fuck that bitch maybe saltwater crocs would be better.

Also 5’3” and with narrow hips and a pelvis fused in front, firstborn was 5lbs 14 oz at birth and was too large to fit into birth canal. Her head was just under 10 cms. We both would’ve died without a c-section.
Absolutely yeet that bitch into a float of angry hippos.

Same.

Does anyone remember what a typical Friday used to be like? The ones where there wasn’t one gobsmacking headline much less several?